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ENC transplant to WNC On-again, off-again podcaster Aspiring witch 4|6 Splenic Projector; On the Roof A li'l opossum just trying her best.
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Anyone who's planning on doing Dry January - some tips that made a sober December fly by - 1) have a fancy little na drink that you love. Even if it's just, like, a Dr. Pepper. 2) count up, not down. Counting down is a slog. Counting up makes every day a little victory. You got this!!

Holy moly. I just realized how legitimately hyped I am for AEW Fight for the Fallen in Asheville. 💖

And, so, anyway... I think I have ADHD.

Now, with no way of knowing what cheese is inside, we have to just hope we made a good choice.

Made some bacon wrapped dates, some with feta and some with blue cheese. I took care to keep them separate so we could tell the difference, and then immediately forgot this as I haphazardly arranged them on the baking sheet. It was not until I pulled them out of the oven that I realized my mistake.

Next up: Cranberry Cucumber Gin-Free Fizz Ice Equal parts Sparkling Cranberry Juice and Free AF Cucumber G&T 8/10 - not as good as the mimosas, but still pretty good. Very light and crisp. Oh, also shouts to our long lost podcast. Possible 2025 TAAP Teaser?

First up - grapefruit na mimosa. 3 parts sparkling white grape juice 1 part grapefruit juice 10/10. No notes. Equally sippable and crushable. I want for nothing with this beverage.

I feel like the drinking mocktails phase of not drinking is very similar to the eating meat alternatives phase of vegetarianism. Nevertheless - sober Christmas! Let's go!!

Nothing beats the feeling of finding the yarn you bought months ago with the intent to make presents, untouched in the bag it came in, just a couple of days before Christmas. 🎄☃️🎄

Normalize spending the holidays with people who make your heart happy and add to your life just by being around them. Even if that means you just cuddle up with your partner and don't leave the house for a day or two. 💖

Winter Solstice and yin yoga are a match made in heaven.

The world has absolutely lost its marbles, so I commit to being my most feral, unhinged self in 2025. If y'all wanna act like wildlings, just wait 'til you meet the real me.

It's okay to eat a little bit of paper.

I just got carded buying a non-alcoholic beverage. Turns out I'm too old to not drink.

Was listening to "Astrology of the Week Ahead" and Chani Nicholas was like, "oh! I almost forgot. The 18th is a really good day to like check out early from work" and - yes ma'am! You don't have to tell me twice. Who am I to question the universe?

I'm just gonna say it. I'm not ready for What We Do In The Shadows to be over.

Also, evian is gross. Very viscous. I feel that The Parent Trap really did me dirty here. As much as I hated the step mom or whatever, she made evian look appealing.

I hope that the "mysterious giant googly eyes" on statues, etc, gets to be our annual weird thing that happens at the start of the year. "Mysterious, car-sized flying objects" are so 2023.

I just A/B compared evian and Fiji brand waters, and I am shocked and horrified that I could tell a difference.

One tiny breakthrough for me this year has been accepting that, as a projector, I'm practically operating in the future, which means I am always going to have to repeat myself.

Not to complain, but I am really, really tired.

If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t classify yourself as “marriage material.”

Well, hiiiii!