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Dog and cat dad, software developer, animal advocate, plant-based since 1989, defender of the Oxford comma, former spinning instructor, husband. Same handle on thrêads. 📍Los Angeles
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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

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CNN: Trump v Musk MSNBC: Trump v Musk Local News: Trump v Musk Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk Fox: is a zebra a horse?

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This is not a denial

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So here we are.

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When the worst person you know gets bitten by a snake, you don’t try to befriend the snake. You observe said biting from a considerable distance and enjoy the schadenfreude.

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the bromance that crashed and burned harder than a SpaceX rocket in rapid unscheduled disassembly

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Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

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"We are approaching the 10th anniversary of Tesla’s promise and sale of self-driving capability that still doesn’t exist." electrek.co/2025/06/02/t...

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