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D[M]V Hottie | In my S1 of Insecure era, I'll let you figure out the character | sometimes funny, sometimes problematic | music, the wnba & the EPL are my love language
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i would like to know who's idea it was for khalil harrison to amapiano-rise khona because they deserve a big *consensual* kiss in the mouth. this is a hit

my problem is that i already have a denim cowboy hat, denim boots & a denim jumpsuit all in my cart and tickets not even on sale yet 🥲

the "so sick" sample absolutely threw me on the cench cee album. i dont like it 😣

uk rnb has me in a chokehold. the tea & crumpet community eats sooo bad

beyoncé tried to tell us america had a problem 2 years ago but y'all weren't listening. now, here we are

I got my tinfoil kufi on for the next 5 years. this is madness

so let me get this straight, a former heroine AND meth addict who also sold coke in college and also has an affinity for killing animals and disposing of them in public places is a viable choice for secretary of health and human services?

this blackhawk down breaking news sounding a lot like that remington plot line from scandal. but i digress

I’m sooo tired of living through unprecedented times. PLEASE put some precedents back in the times, Father God.

Lmaooo damn. The ladies asked for something and you mad at the men for doing the things that women like?? Should they be doing the things that turn you on instead? What you wanna see?

I wanna un-match with this man on hinge for asking me if him being jewish is okay and if i've ever been with a jewish man before but somehow that feels antis*m*tic. Like we were literally making plans to go to the opera then it got weird..now he's asking me if i've ever swirled before....he's 40.

My hot take is that joy is good

so who did chew sell tiktok to? cus they can keep that trumpaganda

I just think its crazy that phil of the future didn't predict any of this

Dan Snyder really was the worst thing to happen to dc omg

gotta rewatch bringing down the house in honor of my girl joan plowright. rip to that queen

slowly but surely, i'm getting the homies hooked on the kevin langue show

playing overcooked by yourself is a lot of work. i done burned like 3 pots of pasta and fell out the hot air balloon kitchen 😭

found it. it's 今生緣

the moon is exceptionally beautiful tonight, wow

how do i find that chinese tiktok song on apple music that's like "womenjii"

overcooked 2 is that girl. I said i was only gonna check it out and do the tutorial. looked up, and it's 2 hours later 😂

Quote with one of your favorite animated films.

i love that my 'popular with friends' is majority selfies of black women. the girls be so pretty omg

being sick the first week of this fast really took the wind out of me, but word2 god we still on track. may these next 15 days feel like a cake walk ✨

if it doesn't, it should. history will tell you why.

can't even lie, i'm definitely a tyger. love my uppity african little sister down

“Elite pussy eater” in your bio? Man yall be losers for free and I HATE that for yall 😭

somebody gotta let kayla nicole know we know she dated Travis Kelce. like, we get it. move on like he has. cus that man don't ever talk about her

what god cannot do, does not exist

I think sex negative/sexually conservative people have made the discourse about sex positivity synonymous with “sexual deviancy”, when it really is about having a sexual identity and sense of agency, without feeling disgusted with yourself about having such an identity or agency.

knowing that lyft takes 50% of cost from drivers makes this surge pricing during inclement weather piss me off even more. give them folks they munyun !!!

pho pho everything >

currently playing mk online and i am getting my ass handed to me, my god today 😭

your god is not popeyes, he will never run out - pastor chandler.

Do it scared.

there's a tubi original documentary by the new york post on Luigi Mangione. I'ma fwi #freeluigi

i just feel like before you try to spin the block on me... take a few moments to be so fucking fr with yourself

what beyonce did with the center thy will interpolation is insane. I actually can't hear this song without hearing church girl now

Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.

will the '95 millennial erasure ever end?!

tough crowd 🙄