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Leon Scott. Comedian. Emmy nominated writer for #OpenMicRW & #GetUpDC. @WBDAccess Comedic Voices alum. Visit https://leonbscott.com for my live show schedule.
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Blue collar jobs are dangerous as hell. And they trying to get rid of OSHA as a whole?! Fuck them and that. Every rule in the handbook is cause somebody died.

I liked this picture until I saw that my hoodie strings are uneven

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

The mental challenge with Amazon is just acting like it’s 1995 again. We didn’t have all that shit and we had to wait. It’s a concept ima bring back in my life. Overconsumption because of ease is a real thing. I want out.

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

Me realizing I’m now fluent in Spanish thanks to the Montoya saga

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...

This video of Tom Holland with Zendaya’s Black azz family has me SCREAMING! 😂🤣😭

TikTok name-dropping Trump in the “we’re banned but hold on a sec” message is the goofiest political stunt ever

DC deserves this, but I hate it had to be at the expense of the Detroit fan base #Commanders

I love that Michelle Obama is standing on business

I’mma tell my kids this is Buckingham Palace

Severance. Watch Severance. It’s 40 minutes an episode and only 8 episodes.

Wow. Jaden Daniels and new ownership are who DC has been praying for 🙏🏽

This is actually probably the clearest explanation of what actually happened.

I have to add “Gremlins 2” to the list of rare movies that are as good as, if not better than, the original. It was campy, original, and more than willing to laugh at itself 🎬🎞️

I thought I invented the term “beast f**k”, but lo and behold, Eddie Murphy got there first. #VampireInBrooklyn

Time flies 😆 the Twitter fade that never was

It’s A Wonderful Life is such a great movie, and it’s nice to see a remaining cast member continue to get her flowers 💐 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

RIP to the great Rickey Henderson, who passed away Friday, but slid into heaven Thursday, just ahead of the tag.

I’m renting a smoke machine so I can “emerge” at a comedy show

It’s that time of year where I use your “2024’s Best Albums” lists to catch up on all the music I slept on 🎶

Thanasis remains the greatest hype man of all time

No on in the history of ever has asked to borrow my password to Peacock

The best political cartoon I’ve seen in years

This vending machine just got me for $1.35. I’m looking at it the way Elmo looks at Rocko