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Trump voters never thought that bulldozing the entire federal government in a month with mass firings and hundreds of millions of dollars in funding cuts would have a negative economic impact

Don’t worry, Musk will send your mail for the low price of $5 million per ounce via a rocket that explodes on the launch pad

These unserious smackedasses don’t have any idea what they’re cutting. They just look at a spreadsheet and see numbers. They already had to ask nuclear scientists to come back after they realized that the MyPillow guy didn’t know enough nuclear science to keep the world from exploding

Under Trump and DOGE, plane crashes are the new school shootings

It’s a good thing only Democrats use (checks notes) cars, medicines, metals, and anything with a microchip

Is he fucking gaslighting me rn?

From Russia with Love…

History warns us. Sulla used military force to seize Rome. Now, Trump undermines NATO, cozies up to Russia, and may recall troops for domestic use. The warning signs are flashing—will we act before it’s too late to counter a lawless president? #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue

You might call this penny-foolish AND pound-foolish

Soooooo let's do it. I'm up for it.

Trump signed 60+ executive orders in a month—none were for you. He let billionaires loot, dismantle, & dodge justice. Now, they’re tearing at the Constitution to stay in power. We must fight back. Monday, Feb 17 at your state capitol. 50 states, 50 capitols, 1 protest.Stand up: www.fiftyfifty.one

This one was censored in the US so not sure how many of you caught this before, but little X knows about the election rigging. Which is why Musk has effectively kidnapped him and doesn't allow him to be with his mother or other family.

Ok, I’m calling it. This 4-year-old toddler telling this 78-year-old toddler to shut up and go away is the funniest thing that will happen all year.

Destroying my soft power and economic standing in the world because I'm bored

Mitch joins the long line of Republicans who drove the party off a cliff only to realize, too late, that they were still in the car

Much of the US Catholic Church has been thumping for Trump for a decade. People point out that he’s despicable and hurts people, and they say yeah but fetuses matter more. Now, Trump just nuked their actual Christian charity work. Their clients don’t deserve it, but the Church sure does.

CEOs: We never thought that ushering in a political and economic collapse would hurt our bottom line!

I don’t even know what to add here.

But I thought Trump couldn’t possibly be worse than Kamala for Gaza!

it “looks very much like the coup- is now succeeding, thanks to the fawning, yawning complicity of the supine media, timid Democratic leaders- & the obliviousness of an electorate apparently unbothered by the slow-motion destruction of their own democracy. www.thedailybeast.com/yes-its-a-co...

Exhibit 722,989: never trust Donald Trump

So the upside is that it won’t matter that they don’t have enough people to harvest the crops, because they won’t have any water to grow them

Happens every time.

If there’s one thing Trump voters all agreed on, it’s that they wanted filing their tax return to cost money

Kentucky voter: but I thought re-electing the Senator who helped destabilize the government and polarize the country over and over for forty years would hurt only New York and California

This 👇👇👇

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

Airstrikes in Somalia, threats of military action in Canada, Mexico and Panama, sure is a weird way to claim you are not the war monger.

So now we get in a pissing contest where each side tries to show how much they can hurt each other, people who have been friends and partners forever, things just keep getting ratcheted up, and everyone loses. All because of one malignant narcissist’s derangement and fragile ego.

Congrats, dumbasses worried about the price of eggs - now Musk could literally steal from your bank account and who’s going to stop him? Trump’s DOJ? Also eggs cost twice as much now