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lesaladino.bsky.social
Equal parts Elaine Benes, Lorelai Gilmore, and Lucy Van Pelt.
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My favorite film genres: 1. Being in space is lonely and sad 2. Tween girls riding bikes in a small town 3. These two people won’t stop talking to JUST KISS ALREADY 4. Hardened female detective in cold/rainy climate 5. Glamorous older woman wears a giant fur coat and gazes longingly at everyone

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Still frequently mixing up A Different Man (about a man), A Better Man (about a monkey), Monkey Man (about a man), and The Monkey (about a toy monkey). I can't be the only one.

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I know the state of things is somewhat...deplorable at the moment but they slightly changed the Literature font on Instagram and it might be the tipping point into absolute mania for me.

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Academy Award winner Matthew McConaughey just does commericals now, I guess

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Do you need Harrison Ford in a kilt? because I needed Harrison Ford in a kilt.

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

Here’s how the sprinter van scene from the Mexico trip can still win RHOSLC Best Picture. In this essay, I will-

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Why is every current style trend so incredibly unflattering? Skinny jeans, side parts, and no-show socks look good on me!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I fear I may have caused this and for that I apologize.

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Be extremely skeptical when any woman at any time is labeled “difficult.”

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My fiancé & I are getting married in 11 days and for the reception, we created a physical version of @blankcheck.bsky.social’s Box Office Game for our guests to play. I’m so happy with how it turned out! 17 weekends, 5 movies in each weekend, and only 1 movie that doesn’t exist.

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

Well, I don’t think Shiv would be driving a Toyota, but ok, girl.

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If the film bro in front of me in line for this screening says “actually” one more time I will be forced to take drastic action.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Feel sort of irrationally angry when I hear “My Favorite Things” on a Christmas album.

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I don’t know who half these parade performers are, lord, I’m old.

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RIP Vanderpump Rules, you beautiful, chaotic mess of a show. Hope the women thrive and move on to wonderful things and the men...don't.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Oh sweetie, none of us are here for that. I want entertainment news, snark, and endless photos of Dorit Kemsley smoking on RHOBH.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Coming to terms with the fact that I will never be able to tell George MacKay and Harris Dickinson apart.

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If there’s any justice in this world, Nickel Boys wins Best Picture.

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Kelly Bishop calling Harrison Ford a “little baby chicken bitch” on Shrinking is my religion.

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Which trailer has been more pervasive in 2024? A Quiet Place: Day One, Speak No Evil, or Wicked? I could recite them all by memory at this point. Not that I want to!

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Someone over at Connections loved The Substance. And I love them, whoever they are. 🥰

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Pleased as punch to be on the right side of history re: MAESTRO. (it's good)

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Girls want one thing and it’s to live in the KNIVES OUT house

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"You don’t have enough money because you’re not managing your business correctly. You’re not getting the same amount of money for your product that you were before. The shift to streaming has disrupted the entire industry and created problems for everybody.” Leave it to Nolan to tell it like it is!

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