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Only 12% of Americans use bidets, 46% of the population thinks cleaning their ass is gay, and 75.3% of the population doesn’t bother to use a wash cloth in the shower. So if you are eating ass in America, you’re wild.

Have you ever met a man who’s laugh is so terrible that when you hear it you feel like ending it

It’s like I know straight women exist in the wnba, but it’s so hard to wrap my brain around

It’s so ironic that donald trump is allowing an illegal immigrant to take his job

I wish men were talked about the same way women were

So… is everyone who’s not a white straight man a dei hire? Like yall know where this is going right?

I hate when white people say “blacks”

Donald trump is going to buy Greenland and then be shocked to find out it’s actually covered in ice and he cant make any golf courses

Don’t make any decisions the week before your period

So employers now can discriminate on the basis of sex, race, religion, orientation. But they want you to forget that male is also a sex, white is also a race, straight is also an orientation. If you are in a position of power you know what to do 😉

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the apartheid emerald baron’s son who loves the AfD, is openly white supremacist and antisemitic, turned Twitter into a haven for that content, was sued for racist hiring and workplace practices, and who hates trans people, did the Nazi salute on purpose

If you’re at a table with one Nazi and four regular people talking to him, you’re actually at a table with five Nazis.

What are you doing today instead of watching the coronation of Orange Hitler?

Authoritarians need to claim things are broken so they can put forth the messaging and imagery that they’re in control, and they alone can fix it. Trump is not the TikTok savior you think he is. - it’s a grift banters.substack.com/p/from-insur...

I mean… imagine if ninja got a low taper fade ? Imagine if ninja got a low taper faAaAade 😭😭😭

This is just like vine like how many culture changing moments are we going to lose ?

Is tik tok really leaving ?

So saints are kinda just like Greek gods like this in the god of war this is the god of love, etc.

A lesbian being a DEI hire for a firefighter is hilarious. Like no, that’s actually exactly who should be hired.

The whole lesbian fire chief “controversy” really shows how little straights know about lesbians. There’s a male dominated field and you see a lesbian, she knows her shit and she’s 10x better than any of the men. Trust

People are so annoying when natural disasters happen “gods angry at us” “Mother Nature is mad” “the government is behind it” no bitch it’s called climate change and we’ve been trying to tell yall for decades now

That’s probs a hot take but yeah like I said the people who will never recover from these fires, yeah my heart goes out to those people

What about all the natural disasters poor people have been through and have either never recovered or are still trying to recover? Do the richies care about them? The rich people will be fine. They were probably planning on upsizing anyway lol

But there’s this thought going around like “don’t say you don’t care about the people in LA just because they’re rich” like why?? When’s the last time rich people cared about us ?

I’m sorry for all the poor people and middle class people (same thing these days) that have lost their homes due to the fire

Someone calling me buddy will legit ruin my whole day

When did we all start calling it a car note

I hate to see a white man with his hands in his pockets

Don't buy a Tesla. Pass it on.

Idk why people think buying toilet paper is embarrassing I’ve never been embarrassed buying toilet paper maybe because once a month I have to buy extra long extra absorbent overnight pads with wings

Tbh there’s something a little fruity about homophobes saying homosexuals vs just gay

It’s 6pm on the winter solstice and I’m sweating outside and I’m not on the side of the world where I should be sweating outside am I running a fever or is the world ending

This is my 4 step skincare routine for my fellow whites who want to age gracefully 1. Retinol or tretinoin 2. Moisturize 3. Sunscreen 4. Mind your business

I will house a sleeve of saltines and think nothing of it. How many servings of saltines are there in a box? 4 bitch.

I love my cat I would die for her

I hate that take with all the people striking… I don’t get paid $30 an hour why should Amazon? YOU SHOULD BE PAID MORE TOO that’s the POINT of unions. We should ALL be getting paid more

If the butterfly effect is real, that means all those superstitious rituals that athletes and sports fans have is also real.

Being an adult is realizing that brown rice is better than white in every way.

The things is, lesbian time is much longer than straight time. A two month straight relationship is a blip on the map. A two month lesbian relationship… that’s two years. We are already talking wedding colors, moving in, how many kids, etc.

When and whenever are not interchangeable words and you know what plural is women singular is woman. Bring back English class.

A man opened the door for me yesterday and I said no thanks and used the other one

Doechii is so good