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lesleynope.bsky.social
Free agent class of 2024. 7 1/2. Find me at The Catch Bar. Toronto.
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Im renting an apartment in a condo building downtown. Anyone heard of a $100 elevator booking fee and $700 refundable damage deposit??

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

I’m not going to repost the Trevor Bauer stuff bc I want him and his agent to die from lack of attention but I will post a reminder that if you’re a fan of his to please unfollow me. We won’t have anything to say to each other.

Bluesky is approaching 2015 Twitter levels of deliberate obtuseness. We are so back!

Concerned orange. 🍊 Photo from my collection, 1967.

It's just a pic of Moo Moo. 🐈‍⬛️ Striking a noble pose! 😺 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily

Based balls

That’s a penis

CBC can be so embarrassing “Should Canada become the 51st state? Here’s some of the cast of Dragon’s Den”

Dear Manager: 1. I don’t give a damn ‘bout my bad reputation 2. I’ve never been afraid of any deviation 3. And I don’t really care if you think I’m strange 4. I ain’t gonna change 5. And I’m never gonna care ‘bout my bad reputation

Hell yeah

We should send newly confirmed expert, RFK Jr. to Wuhan so he can expose himself to this new virus and let us know if everything is ok. If he looks good after a few months they can send him back home! 😜 I’m sure he wouldn’t want to endanger anyone with vaccines! www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

Government workers getting that Elon email

We need more stories about how people win together and not because a savior with magical entitlement to Save the World swoops in to save the day

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/m... - I appreciate Ed Yong's work and especially his *approach* to that work. I enjoyed listening to this conversation.

Both Vlad bobbleheads before the trade deadline 🤔🤔🤔

Who has good baseball podcast recommendations? Doesn't matter the team just as long as it's good content and not you know.... Two guys screaming.

*boop*

bunny nose

I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter

"An ENTIRE ham?!? For me?!?!"

Depending on people to be brave is not a good strategy.

The Secretary of Defense goes on tv to explain he is preparing to have the military break the law.

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

Being the chosen one is a lot of responsibility.

One of my little unnecessary annoyances with tv shows is how they almost always put the neelde in at the wrong angle.

I truly love how Helly wanted to claim a “first time” sexual experience in her own body for herself instead of being written as jealous & angry. The subtle part was that Mark bled after sex. Not Helly. Totally overturned misogynist tropes about virgins bleeding after sex.

we let him settle in in the bedroom and he's slowly exploring his territory

Five things I did this week: 1. Took my love 2. Took it down 3. Climbed a mountain 4. Turned around 5. Saaaaaaaaaw my reflection in the snow-covered hills, till the landslide brought me down. Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the chang

It bothered me when Milkchick manipulated Mark’s outie into returning to work by claiming his innie “found love. It wasn’t true. What he & Helly had was a mutual crush & infatuation. Last week’s episode was when they truly fell in love. The demonstrated depth, vulnerability & actions were love.

Five Things I Did This Week 1. Stopped 2. Took some time to think 3. Figured out what’s important to me 4. Stopped again 5. Made a serious decision

just clogging up their mail system

Milchick’s performance review & his reaction reminded me of my final performance review at my last job. I was told I needed to take a manager’s course in conflict management. Luckily I was grounded enough in my skills that I knew it was bullshit.

5 years ago today, Ahmaud Arbery was hunted down in broad daylight without hesitation, simply because he was Black. True justice is a world where Ahmaud was allowed to grow old and thrive. A world where he was never seen as a suspect in the first place. Rest in power.

“What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons” - Don Draper Graphic from @bunnymichael.bsky.social’s instagram.

A local radio station played Boys of Summer on a freezing February morning. The Maryland National Guard must be activated.

Just had to comment how the Hang In There poster in the break room where Irving hid the directions is Dylan holding the switches for the Overtime Contingency. And how Lumon is trying to water down the uprising by using it as an inspirational poster.