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Weird writer living beside a cemetery with two good dogs and a roomba. Author of Take This to Space and The Unmothers. she/her
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Nebula attendees, join the poetry committee today for a discussion of speculative poetry!

As an old school message board troll, today is like watching the greatest teams of all time go head to head in the Super Bowl.

I wish every pundit writing a "Why The Left Should Embrace Elon Now" articles today a very Step On Legos Daily.

Blind Alley No. 379

If I don’t get a fancy drink before therapy, it’s simply not as effective.

Is the world in chaos? Yes. But also I got to eat some mulberries off the tree this morning, so the universe remains fundamentally good.

Going into Friday in the US

Going into Friday in the US

*sits down next to JD Vance* Hey there, big guy. I know it can be pretty scary when the big people fight.

*sits down next to JD Vance* Hey there, big guy. I know it can be pretty scary when the big people fight.

Refreshing Twitter like

Two men with huge egos, cult followings, and unquenchable thirsts for power are having a very public falling out? My God. I am both shocked and amazed.

Can you imagine a horse proficient in Excel? Surely they are too free. But also… I can imagine, if I try, so I too am free.

I should be able to just write "shhh vibes" on proposed edits.

Is this not the part that's cozy...?

A fun thing to do when reading classic literature is to imagine it's taking place in the Redwall universe.

I know almost nothing about astrology but I really enjoy the looks on the faces of people who are when I tell them I'm Leo sun/moon/rising.

It’s good to see me, isn’t it? 💜✨ Yes, yes, the rumors are true — we are OFFICIALLY launching here on Bluesky! In case you forgot, we’re a place to buy books online where every purchase supports local bookstores, not billionaires. Thanks for being here 🙌🏽

"I'm not going to judge...." Oooo I will! Tell me everything!!

Oh no. Not themes!

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

Welfare Queens are OUT! Welfare gamers are IN!

Nothing destroys my self control like a cute kid's jacket for sale. Capitalism has defeated me in this area, I fear.

I'm fine with being left behind by AI since I don't like where it's going.

Not to brag, but my kid told me he liked school but is sad because he'd rather hang out with me all day because "no one is fun like you."

I feel for Starship because I am also experiencing a "rapid unscheduled disassembly" today.

People are starving and we have food to give to them. This is not complicated.

I think, in another lifetime, I would have been an armadillo. I just look at those little guys and think “I get it.”

yay it's done! ⭐🪐☕Space Nighthawks 🚀🐱🥞🌃 the print is up too www.inprnt.com/gallery/spac...

One unit of honse, a honse unit, if you will

Thank you!!

Almost forgot! There's an ebook deal on Unmothers going on right now- wherever you get your ebooks.

Blue Prince has me by the throat. I finally got the Boiler Room connected to the lab. I had to go through a Utility Closet and the Archives to do it!

Being a real man seems tiring. I hope at least some of y’all get to be fake men, who are allowed to eat ice cream and hug their kids.

The strawberry daiquiri one got me through some of the worst days of my life.