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Tragedy takes disco, soft-rock and pop classics, and completely reimagines them as glorious, red-hot heavy metal. They’re sure to get your head bangin’, your booty shakin’ – and put a smile on your face and your fist in the air. LetsMakeTragedyHappen.com
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This summer is gonna be a blast! #ISweatGlitterAndCumConfetti

We want YOU! We want YOU! We want YOU as a new recruit! #ymca #discometal #deathtofalsediscometal #thevillagepeople

Gibbon Ass Freehly, what is this "future juice"?

The Sistine Chapel's chimney emitting confetti could mean only one thing... #PopeLance #conclave #PapaLance #MoreEvilThanGhost

Kick ass review from the decimation of Toronto City! "This band makes you fall fully in love with them. It happened to me the first time I saw them, and they’ve been living rent-free in my head ever since." - All Father Metal

Mo'Royce is available for podcasts to talk to young men about getting out of your parents' basement, jacking your way to high-T and never losing an argument. #NoMoreLowT #handsomemeninspandex #HerbalSupplements #RawMeat #itsrainingmen #MenMen

Disco Mountain Man says, "GO 4 IT!" #CarpeDiem #discometal #handsomemeninspandex

Happy Caturday, from Tragedy and Mrs. Smith. #cats #handsomeCATSinspandex #catmetal #kittens

UK in July and August! Announcing gigs and festivals: Bridgwater, Cardiff, Milton Keynes, Tribfest, Glasgow, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Newcastle and Wolverhampton!  PLUS the previously announced: Carlisle, Beat herder Festival, Rock n Ribs Festival #discometal #musicfestivals

People of the United Kingdom...assume the position for a major announcement!

Tragedy returns to Summer Breeze Open Air in Germany for the opening night partaaaaay!!!  #discometal #handsomemeninspandex #deathtofalsediscometal #musicfestivals

Heavy Metal Parking Lot may be the best rock doc ever...until we make Disco Metal Parking Lot! #hair #metal #discometal

Cool Bee Gees (and Andy Gibb) pedal! Of course, Tragedy doesn't need a pedal for such things - we're just wired this way. #BeeGees #BandOfBrothers #brotherlylove #discometal #handsomemeninspandex

Happy 4/20, y'all! THC = Tragedy Has Compassion #fourtwentyfriendly #IsEverybodyHigh #weed #discometal

Say cheese! #cheesemetal #smilerock #itsrainingmen

Mo'Royce has a note just for you! #handsomemeninspandex #love #flyingV

The moment Gibbon Ass Freehly re-entered 2025 via his 2422 Honda Timeline Transporter, as captured by Roaming Roach Photography in Detroit.  #timetravel #DontCallItATimeMachine #discometal #handsomemeninspandex

Toronto City DECIMATED! Montreal TONITE! #handsomemeninspandex #discometal #deathtofalsediscometal

Detroit Rock City TONITE! #discometal #kiss

Most of you sweat glitter and cum confetti.  Some of you do the opposite.  And that's okay. #loveislove #discometal

Glitter fun party times in the USA and Canada this weekend!   #discometal #handsomemeninspandex #love

Next time we catch a snake we're gonna try this. #smart #discometal #snakesperm #reachyourfullpotential #jessicasimpson

PEOPLE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM! You now have your very own Tragedy merch shop - all produced and shipped within the UK, with free shipping on every item!  Featuring new designs as well as ye olde favourites! Exclamation points!!! #deathtofalsediscometal #discometal #wegotyourback

PASSION (Oxford Dictionary) pas·sion /ˈpaSH(ə)n/ noun; definition: 1. strong and barely controllable emotion. "a man of impetuous passion" 2. the suffering and death of Jesus. "meditations on the Passion of Christ" 3. Gibbon Ass Freehly #handsomemeninspandex

Ain't no boogie like a Mountain Man boogie! #handsomemeninspandex #discometal #love

Our heroes...The Weather Girls If you want to see just how deeply these ladies have impacted us, check out their videos for It's Raining Men and Dear Santa.   Fun fact,..Paul Shaffer (Late Nigh w/ David Letterman) was a co-writer on both of the se songs #itsrainingmen

Tragedy is sonic MDMA #HugsNotDrugs #YouLoveUs #WeLoveYouBack

Balls of lightning! #WeRockSweetBallsAndCanDoNoWrong #handsomemeninspandex #discometal

Tragedy's own April Fool sharing his favorite literature... #aprilfools #fuckyoulance

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight), from the album, Death to False Disco Metal, a song that was never promoted as a single, surpassed one million plays on Spotify awhile back...but we didn't even notice because we were too busy counting our money. #abba #discometal #WeAreSuperFamous

Back in the day...Disco Mountain Man and Mo'Royce in the rock opera, Circus by the Sea #rockopera #itsrainingmen

At Wacken last summer, Tragedy was the final band of the festival. To honor the crew's hard work, we invited them to join us for a good meal and a group shower at the YMCA! #ymca #groupshower #discometal

Fully aroused #discometal #hype #TowelBoyLife #fuckyoulance

Meeting fans at Wacken.  It must be incredible to meet such handsome, talented musicians! #youloveus #weloveyouback #discometal #musicfestivals

I feel ya, brother! #brotherlylove #handsomemeninspandex #discometal

The only way this guy survived is by divine intervention. #GodsOfDiscoMetal #fuckyoulance #FoodPoisoning

Defying the laws of physics! #ItsElectrifying #handsomemeninspandex  #love

Lance on Lance action. Eww. #fuckyoulance #discometal #deathtofalsediscometal #brotherlylove #PornNobodyWants

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! #discometal #handsomemeninspandex #deathtofalsediscometal

Where does this belong? 1) Museum of Modern Art 2) Rock n Roll Hall of Fame 3) Hard Rock Cafe 4) Jeff Bezos' private art collection 5) Lance's broken face #modernart #kingdiamond #KingNeilDiamond

King Neil Diamond - busting out of his pants! Photo by Heather Vallies #KingNeilDiamond #SweetCaroline #evil

Happy Saint Paddy's Day! #greenbeer #luckoftheirish #handsomemeninspandex

Man, we've been charging Lance only $11k per day.  We need to step it up! #deathtofalsediscometal #kiss #handsomemeninspandex #fuckyoulance

so good! so good! so good! #KingNeilDiamond #deathtofalsediscometal

Tragedy is decimating the Rockharz Festival in Germany on Sat 5 July.  Festival tickets are sold out, but a limited number of day tickets are now available. Come party with us! #handsomemeninspandex #discometal #deathtofalsediscometal

"reading" #LanceIsDumb #fuckyoulance

...or pretty much any Tragedy song... #handsomemeninspandex

Baltimore City DECIMATED!  Next up - Chicagoland, Detroit, Toronto and Montreal in April! #handsomemeninspandex #discometal #brotherlylove

Bensalem City DECIMATED! Baltimore TONITE! photo by Heather Vallies #handsomemeninspandex #discometal

Clifton City DECIMATED! Bensalem PA TONITE! #handsomemeninspandex #discometal #deathtofalsediscometal #brotherlylove