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Currently at a wedding. The DJ is asking people to sit before the wedding party enters. Look, my friend. I’m not here for them. My only goal tonight is to drink until food is served.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I’m making twice-baked potatoes and refried beans in a double-boiler.

submitted 434 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of putting bibles in hotel rooms, the Gideons should give you something useful like a fork you can use to scratch your foot.

submitted 443 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna start a supplement business in 2024 called Bulk Up Barn.

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