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lew-swift.bsky.social
Norfolk based teacher and aspiring children's writer/screenwriter. Here to find a word that rhymes with blancmange. He/him
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#HannahHampton's made some superb stops tonight. #England #ENGESP

Great piece on the crisis facing British HE, the mismanagement, greed, and managerial incompetence that is leading us to the end stage of the UK’s prized knowledge economy >>> www.timeshighereducation.com/opinion/staf... #SaveUEA (Unpaywalled here: archive.ph/202502210341... )

Why is there this new term "fixated" being used by the press in relation to Emma Raducanu's stalker? Language matters and this is just another example of police/press using language to minimise the predatory behaviour of men.

It was nice of Amazon to get me new #Reacher for my birthday. #YouShouldntHave

Absolutely on board with Bardem as Max Caddy but really hoping they gender flip the Sam Bowden role. Would give Adams something more meaty and worthy of her abilities. Would also change the cat&mouse dynamic that we've already seen twice. #capefear www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...

Great to see #BunnyShaw back on the pitch doing what she does best. #GoalMachine

I love that Sky are promoting Band of Brothers with images of Tom Hardy, Micheal Fassbender and James McAvoy. All of whom, I would estimate, have a collective screen time of about 7 minutes.

#AlexAlijoe just casually live translating her insightful pitch side interview with Rodrygo. I can hear Joey Barton sopping into his gammon and chips from here. #ManCity #RealMadrid

Average age of today's back 4 is 23.5 - Duffy dragging the average up. The starting 11 average is 25 (Duffy, Kenny, Angus & Emi the only 4 above average). If you include the bench the average drops to 23.05 (Long & Stacey only 2 above the bench average) JhT is building something 💛💚💛💚 #OTBC #Norwich

How can you not love the #FACup? C'mon the Os!

And these are the 20 players who apprarently train harder than Marcus Rashford? 🤔 Maybe, just maybe, he's not the problem. #ManUtd #Amorim

Two #ChampionsLeague goals for Adam Idah and Tzolis is Danny Mills' man of the match against ManCity. Never expected Wednesday night Champions League to be such a hard watch for a Norwich fan. 😔

Hoffball isn't always perfect but when it works, it really works! #otbc

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SARGE!!!! 🇺🇸🟡🇺🇸🟢🇺🇸 #OTBC #NORSWA

I'd estimate I've watched Jurassic Park an average of 3 times a year since '93. So we're coming up to 100 times. So how is it this is only just occurring to me.

Raskin: The chairman began by saying the point here is to restore the rule of law. Can you even pretend to do that if you support Trump who on day one pardoned 1,500 insurrectionists including hundreds of people who violently assaulted police officers…

It'll never not heart to conceded a classic FarkeBall goal. #LeeNor #OTBC

After Brexit it really felt like we'd reached the pinnacle of National self sabotage. But today is Trumps 2nd (!) inauguration so... perhaps not.

It's alright Ipswich. Beating ManCity at home isn't for everyone. 😁

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 20/20

@maxrushden.bsky.social MotD commentar MarkScott observed that "Liverpool have had a bit of a blip by their high standards" at kick-off. Then suggested "you might have thought there might've been another wobble from the leaders" upon the scoring of 2nd goal. Does that clear it up? #FootballWeekly

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 19/20

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 18/20

One of the difficulties with having a 4 year old with a photographic memory is if he sees you open something that is purportedly child-proof, it is no longer child proof.

2 year old. *knocks over pot of play-dough* "Oh dear. Sorry yellow pot.' *hits me in head with hammer* "Silly Dad."

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 17/20

I know some people are sniffy about #greggs but I can honestly say, I've never seen anyone looking unhappy in a Greggs.

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 16/20

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The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 15/20

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 14/20

Just realised that the Batman Villain 'Mr Freeze' is known as 'Senior Frio' in Spanish. Now obviously that makes perfect sense but why does it sound SO much more like an ice cream man? Follow me for insightful movie opinions and excellent photoshop skills.

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 13/20

In 1979, Jimmy Carter installed solar panels on the White House. In 1986, Ronald Reagan tore them down along w/Carter’s clean energy funding. This sums up the difference between the two men & political parties. Investing in solutions for the future vs canceling progress to score political points.

This may seem small but, had the GP I saw at the walk-in not phoned the hospital & told them to just scan me, it would've been 3 weeks b4 I saw a consultant. Thanks to her, I was scanned, diagnosed & operated on in 10 days. She probably saved my life. #cancer www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 12/20

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 11/20

Dormamu?

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 10/20

Binning off the #Tories was the single greatest thing that happened in 2024.

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 09/20

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 08/20

Look at the size of that glue stick! 😯

The #filmsky challenge: 20 movies that have greatly influenced you. One film per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews! Day 07/20