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bothead | #23 ranked Slinky unraveler | enlisted in the 0x20 Force | I can open the Kraft Mac & Cheese tab | all views expressed are my own
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 5 days ago • 145 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Them: "empathy is a sin" Me: I'm on a

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The cartoonist must have a video feed similar to mine, filled with pelicans and egrets swallowing all kinds of prey whole. It's effing terrifying and evidence an entire horror genre is untapped.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

submitted 15 days ago • 248 comments

C'mon Buddy, "Marjorie Taylor Greenland" was RIGHT THERE I expect better quality trolling from my GA reps

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I need an Inglourious Basterds poster featuring Indiana Jones, Captain America, BJ Blazkowicz, the Oversteegen sisters, and Luigi Mario

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I may look fine but really I'm pining for the Half-Life 2-era graphics vibe

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

apparently #coffee is trending on my Discover feed right meow I'm down with that

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

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There are 4 ways to cut a log into lumber: plain sawn, quarter sawn, rift sawn, and JSON

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

(1/2) Gaming roundup for 2024: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Jedi: Survivor Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (replay) Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Arkanoid - Eternal Battle Tomb Raider (new) Titanfall 2 Sea of Solitude Hollow Knight

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

I'm sure the guy who had his girlfriend ask sex workers to provide him freebies would not have abused his power as Attorney General.

submitted 67 days ago • 34 comments

A friend used to say lotteries are a tax on people who are bad at math. Tariffs (and sales and property taxes) are too, except those of us who can do math take splash damage.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

“I am more convinced than ever that we must stop the use of the death penalty at the federal level…In good conscience, I cannot stand back & let a new administration resume executions that I halted.” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

Your periodic reminder that the death penalty is a sentence that cannot be reversed if the government screws up. (And the government screws up a lot.) Kudos to Biden for taking a step in the right direction.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Bedroom producers in 1999 be like: #eurodance #ps1

submitted 71 days ago • 11 comments

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

submitted 80 days ago • 32 comments

This is why I use a 7-layer burrito for illustration

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Boss fights are so weird. The baddies keep their best fighter locked in a room that only unlocks when it dies.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments