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lexidoesthings.bsky.social
Doer of stuff, Instigator of chaos, Delivererer of puns. Oh, and Strange dog (and apparently cow) lady. Closer to 40 than I'd like. MDNI, ACAB, etc. etc.
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Uh. Today I learned how to make things from leather. For totally innocent reasons, of course. How dare you suggest otherwise!

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Holy shit. It's my 4 week fanniversary. In that time I've: Had a UTI. Attempted to bleed to death a bit. Had a blood transfusion. Given Uber eats more money in 2 weeks than I'd spend on food in 2 months. Travelled 560 miles, mostly by train. (Regretted it)

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

thank you for helping me reach goal! here’s me bouncing on a toy that looks like it’s too big to fit - but it does, easily! 😳💦 tip links below and happy wagon wednesday, links in bio! 💕✨👀.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I think I've cracked the code to dilation boredom. I've tried YouTube, cartoons, safe shows. All end up with me checking the torture timer every few minutes. However, Only Connect seems to be engaging, and boring enough to do the trick. And there's a million episodes, so that helps.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

were-cow by the light of the moooo-n 🌖 🐮💙… ✨incredible✨ #FurryArt by @idoobbbz.bsky.social / @galactic-muse.bsky.social of me but if i was a super hot cow 👀🩵💜~ ko-fi.com/idoobbbz ⬅️ tips/comms #bsnm.

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

animal valentines

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

So much temptation.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

[toin-ah vaj-oin-ah]

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

"Tina Vagina" can rhyme, providing you pronounce either word wrong enough.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Jaz is a neopussy magnate. (Albeit, mostly rich in partners with neopussy)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Well, turns out to be necessary. So receipts 1st: The date that Edith was lied to by Madeline. Her response to that. Important because it contains both the allegation and the date sent (16/01/24). Also important because Edith says she wasn't there. Madeline was with me in Wales 1/

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment