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lgsmith.bsky.social
Public servant, occasional artist, amateur sleuth, lover of horror and the macabre, probably not a robot
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This remake of Idiocracy is terrible. Nowhere near as funny as the first one.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

submitted 98 days ago • 1284 comments

at a new dentist’s and they put a bib on me hope i don’t have to eat too many teeth

submitted 98 days ago • 9 comments

Just when I think we've hit peak Idiocracy, these clowns crank up the dial to a new level I didn't even realize existed.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall

submitted 101 days ago • 29 comments

I did a thing.

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“World leaders are going to walk all over her,” Trump said about the woman who made a Supreme Court nominee cry

submitted 211 days ago • 43 comments

Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?

submitted 236 days ago • 3 comments

i can offer no guidance for what we have to do to fix all of this, but i do enjoy reading the wikipedia article about how mussolini got strung up like a hog en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...

submitted 241 days ago • 29 comments

credit card bill now grown enough to be credit card william

submitted 628 days ago • 0 comments

So @philnobilejr.bsky.social's absolute roast of a obit for Scott Wampler is the funniest, sweetest, most on-brand shit that will ever be written about Scott. Whether you knew Scott well, in passing, or only through our recent talk of him, it's an amazing read manage.kmail-lists.com/subscription...

submitted 265 days ago • 3 comments

Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”

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Aww shit. RIP Gary Floyd. Not sure how I missed this a few days ago, but so long ya bloody legend.

submitted 288 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I’d like to return this dog. It doesn’t play poker

submitted 314 days ago • 5 comments

ChatGPT is just the text message autoreplies no one has ever clicked on. "Sounds good." "Hahaha" "Can't talk now." It takes the inextinguishable courage of the human heart to get a text saying "Tomorrow at 9 AM I will assassinate E.T." and to reply "We will kill E.T. the Extraterrestrial together."

submitted 314 days ago • 19 comments

Found a very nice stick tonight on my evening constitutional. Quite chuffed. (Yes, it's a sad existence, but at least I have a nice stick)

submitted 422 days ago • 0 comments

If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom’s spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell.

submitted 469 days ago • 9 comments

mailman: *murdering me* me: *being murdered* my dog: if only someone had indicated on multiple occasions that the mailman is bad OH WAIT

submitted 477 days ago • 6 comments

i have ideas that would make me moderately successful in 2001 on adult swim

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