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Will anyone, in all the agencies, in all the branches of government, who have sworn oaths, and that we have appointed and entrusted to protect our democracy, actually do something to defend our Constitution now that the shit is hitting the fan? No? Cool cool didn't think so.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Here. Have a baby flamingo.

submitted 18 days ago • 51 comments

Have you heard of the floorpig? This subterranean porcine chap is blessed with the gift of second sight! He will peer into the darkness and deliver unto us a potent of what is to come! All glory to the floorpig!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Sir Mixalob, was famous for the song "I Like Big Bubbs"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This may not interest anyone but me... You've likely heard about how in English we have unspoken rules about the order in which we place adjectives in a sentence: opinion/value, size, age, shape/physical quality, color, origin, material, and qualifier/purpose. For example, "good little puppy."

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

She was literally a woman in technology.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

All I want from social media is to post stupid jokes and cute pics of animals, and to read stupid jokes and see cute animals. If that's all we did, there would be no national security risks, right? Simple fix. Make the internet irrelevant again.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Did you hear the one about the guy who swallowed a dictionary? He was at a loss for words. Did you hear the one about the guy who swallowed a thesaurus? He had displaced, exhausted, and consumed all possible utterances, pronouncements, and declarations.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that I'm seeing ads on meta platforms for something I searched for with my duckduckgo browser is so disturbing. Why does Google allow this to be done via any app? It is not listed in the disclosed permissions.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

submitted 46 days ago • 289 comments

Is "hashtag sponsored not sponsored" anything?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

It’s okay, his supporters were only pretending to care about inflation as a cover for their racism and misogyny.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I am a botanist, and now so are you. 🌹🪻

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

My philosophy is to always treat others the way I would like to be treated in the hopes they take a fucking hint.

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

4/20 is the day that people who smoke weed every day pretend is The Day They Smoke Weed.

submitted 308 days ago • 0 comments