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Time to play “Piper Perabo or Parker Posey?”

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They’re just making all clothes out of Halloween costume now.

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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

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serious mischaracterization of cases falling “dramatically” aside, this is exciting and i so deeply hope things continue progressing.

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The delight on these ghouls’ faces as fewer than 40 trans people become shut out of public life. A Trump campaign tentpole— liberty and justice for all who pledge white nationalism. And dragging little girls in for the photo up when they likely have no idea what’s happening. Disgusting people.

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leahandlia.com/2025/02/05/a...

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I keep forgetting that narwhals are actually real. Like, even right now without checking I’m not super confident.

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We’re having a lot of “need to treat yourself to making both gummy vitamins the favorite flavor” kind of days.

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Picturing future high school kids having to seriously study the word “broligarchy” in their history books is fun until I start wondering if they will have history books.

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many of us are doomin out tonite myself included so here is a poem by tony hoagland i like to read when i am trying to snap out of it a little

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just learned via the news that Elon Musk has sent 12 cyber trucks with goods and WiFi capabilities to LA. 12. 12 cybertrucks. The man could pay off every single gofundme with a few clicks yet he chooses to send 12 of his own cars that are known to catch on fire. For wildfire relief.

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My faith in people has been both shaken AND stirred.

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Would appreciate clearer (any) visual labeling of old fire footage on @abc7.bsky.social instead of looking like fires have restarted every 20 minutes. I know you want to keep the drama alive but just label it! Time stamp it! Something!

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Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯

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Ah, look, it's the California state bird. #photography #wildfires

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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

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People spend tons of money on rebirth and rejuvenation retreats when there are perfectly good sourdough scoring videos online for free.

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I believe there is a nice, kind doctor’s office front desk person out there somewhere but I have yet to meet them.

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Starter packs are the new being-left-out-of-Follow-Friday hell but now it’s every day of the week!

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This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

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A reminder to thoroughly wash your food even if it says pre washed or rinsed or we swear to god there’s no E. coli. We are not trusting large farming operations in 2024, wash the shit out of everything.

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Have we checked in on whether the girl Katy Perry kissed liked it?

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Well this aged interestingly.

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If you can’t invalid handle me at my worst…

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See my post about the loudest voices who influenced ending pandemic precautions jumping to normalize RFK’s bad heath ideas

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EMILY OSTER STRIKES AGAIN. I want you to notice already that the biggest voices who influenced ending pandemic precautions are the same people jumping to normalize RFK’s health takes. Do the math!

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All that Hannibal Lecter talk was just soft launching his nomination for Secretary of Agriculture.

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The Holiday (2006) is a winter romcom that taught my teen self the unrealistic expectation of John Krasinski wearing a Kerry shirt

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Jon Stewart calls out the media for claiming that the Democrats were "too woke," pointing out that's bullshit, and if anything, the Democrats basically campaigned as if they were traditional Republicans. Bonus: he absolutely obliterates Scott Galloway. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKBJ...

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The least JD Vance can do is make sure that couch gets a cabinet position.

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People: “I got 25k new followers today on Blue Sky!” Me: “thank you to all five of my new followers, better reintroduce myself”

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Time to play “Piper Perabo or Parker Posey?”

They’re just making all clothes out of Halloween costume now.

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

serious mischaracterization of cases falling “dramatically” aside, this is exciting and i so deeply hope things continue progressing.

The delight on these ghouls’ faces as fewer than 40 trans people become shut out of public life. A Trump campaign tentpole— liberty and justice for all who pledge white nationalism. And dragging little girls in for the photo up when they likely have no idea what’s happening. Disgusting people.

leahandlia.com/2025/02/05/a...

I keep forgetting that narwhals are actually real. Like, even right now without checking I’m not super confident.

We’re having a lot of “need to treat yourself to making both gummy vitamins the favorite flavor” kind of days.

Picturing future high school kids having to seriously study the word “broligarchy” in their history books is fun until I start wondering if they will have history books.

many of us are doomin out tonite myself included so here is a poem by tony hoagland i like to read when i am trying to snap out of it a little

just learned via the news that Elon Musk has sent 12 cyber trucks with goods and WiFi capabilities to LA. 12. 12 cybertrucks. The man could pay off every single gofundme with a few clicks yet he chooses to send 12 of his own cars that are known to catch on fire. For wildfire relief.

My faith in people has been both shaken AND stirred.

Would appreciate clearer (any) visual labeling of old fire footage on @abc7.bsky.social instead of looking like fires have restarted every 20 minutes. I know you want to keep the drama alive but just label it! Time stamp it! Something!

Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯

Ah, look, it's the California state bird. #photography #wildfires

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

People spend tons of money on rebirth and rejuvenation retreats when there are perfectly good sourdough scoring videos online for free.

I believe there is a nice, kind doctor’s office front desk person out there somewhere but I have yet to meet them.

Starter packs are the new being-left-out-of-Follow-Friday hell but now it’s every day of the week!

This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

A reminder to thoroughly wash your food even if it says pre washed or rinsed or we swear to god there’s no E. coli. We are not trusting large farming operations in 2024, wash the shit out of everything.

Have we checked in on whether the girl Katy Perry kissed liked it?

Well this aged interestingly.

If you can’t invalid handle me at my worst…

See my post about the loudest voices who influenced ending pandemic precautions jumping to normalize RFK’s bad heath ideas

EMILY OSTER STRIKES AGAIN. I want you to notice already that the biggest voices who influenced ending pandemic precautions are the same people jumping to normalize RFK’s health takes. Do the math!

All that Hannibal Lecter talk was just soft launching his nomination for Secretary of Agriculture.

The Holiday (2006) is a winter romcom that taught my teen self the unrealistic expectation of John Krasinski wearing a Kerry shirt

Jon Stewart calls out the media for claiming that the Democrats were "too woke," pointing out that's bullshit, and if anything, the Democrats basically campaigned as if they were traditional Republicans. Bonus: he absolutely obliterates Scott Galloway. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKBJ...

The least JD Vance can do is make sure that couch gets a cabinet position.

People: “I got 25k new followers today on Blue Sky!” Me: “thank you to all five of my new followers, better reintroduce myself”

Every time you see this in recipes, hear it in Aretha Franklin’s Respect sing-voice

Kill two birds with two in the bush

i just wanna congratulate all of you on making it through 2020 again this year