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this is absolutely it, we had a boss early on at my old job who sat around playing Sekiro all day (without ever getting good at it) and he did the same thing. we eventually did a coup on him and got him out of the company btw

Doing that thing where you close a person's eyes after they die but I'm pulling the foreskin back over the penis head after it nuts. Rest, now, you've done enough

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I'm Prue Queef

TOMORROW 12pm pacific I will be attempting The Bake Off Technical Challenge Challenge. @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social has selected a previous bake off technical and edited the recipe down; i'll get the ingredients and have to bake it on stream. could be a disaster! twitch.tv/libtron Check It Out Y'all

this is like an arrested development joke or something. i need to make some changes

Big show coming up this Thursday! My guests are @thelukeman.bsky.social @libbycwatson.bsky.social and @howelldawdy.bsky.social

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

this is why we need more gamers in media. an NPC isn’t “conformist” or “afraid.” it has no desire to conform or not conform. it can get afraid if you get your sword out, or it can get aggressive. it just does a basic thing it’s programmed to do like say “This town’s finished…”

My favourite streaming ladies, now in vday card form! @coollike.bsky.social @libbycwatson.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social

Going on a solid month of headlines that are shit you'd see in the pre-credits montage sequence in a zombie movie. A non-narrative 28 Days Later prequel edited like a '90s music video. Fantastic shit!

hi folks! i got some v expensive surprise medical bills that i dont have time to fight insurance on In This Climate so i am doing a subathon to fundraise for my FFS!! i hope you'll consider sharing this and tuning in on sunday for guests, Souls, Getting Over It, and lots more!!

Shoveling

This is gutting and infuriating beyond words. A mother in Detroit, desperate for help, reached out *three times* to the city’s homeless response team—to no avail—before her two children froze to death in a van. There was shelter space available nearby. The system failed them, as it fails so many.

one of the many things i have in common with scott aukerman apparently. not sure if he’s ever cut his own Wig Hole though

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

thinking about ruining my life by becoming addicted to bloodborne. THOUGHTS?

saw yet another "based x DESTROYS sjw y" video in my recommendations sidebar, posted by an account that was until a few days ago a turkish knitting channel. the political economy of tech is the funniest thing in the entire world

now that i've beaten bloodborne with the most basic build & only using saw cleaver i think i'm allowed to have extremely strong opinions about the game. first up: chat loves telling you to parry bosses. but bloodborne is not about parrying. it's about rolling around like a little fuckhead

i am looking forward to a plane falling out of the sky onto my head. this will help prevent waste and fraud.

they gotta get rid of subject lines for emails. they are OP at causing psychic damage. its like being one shotted by a Rattata

how come woods are always Forbidden or Lost. let’s have the Welcoming Woods

i would say tomato prices are one of the few worries i had not specifically gotten to… until now. thank you chuck. who says change isn’t possible?

hey maybe this is FUCKING CRAZY and i should be JAILED but i think it would be a good use of government time and money to pay enough people to stop planes crashing into each other and the ground. is that alright to say

Today! 8PM GMT/3PM EST/Noon PST! Join me, @pizzasuplex.bsky.social, @coollike.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.bsky.social and @rickypeacock.bsky.social as we fuck around in a beloved IP from my youth! Jackdaw.tv

I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

i’m live doing this right now. it sucks and is hard but i’m having a nice time! — your streamer libby twitch.tv/libtron

i keep forgetting to promote stuff i'm doing on here so: i'm gonna try to beat the orphan of kos tomorrow on my stream. which is twitch.tv/libtron. i'm starting at 12pm pacific, one new sub = one attempt. i've got a counter set up and i'll put gamer drinks in the gamer fridge

a creature who has never made a mistake