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liberaceswraith.bsky.social
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I’ve been holding this in for the past 30 years, but I’m pretty sure that Earth could have easily defeated Ra’s forces in Stargate. What a joke.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait until I’m president so I can order the marines to arrest anyone who left a negative review on my deathcore album

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The Kansas City Chiefs are based in Kansas. It’s literally in the name.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I watch my news notifications like a cartoon vulture watching the protagonist cross a desert.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

“Who is L. Wraith and why did he block me?” Thank you for your inquiry. After careful review, it was determined that greater than 50% of your post history involved calling me a “dumb baby bitch”, which violates God’s natural law

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Playing ska covers on my lute. Thinking of starting the band “Bostonians of Redundant Might” and playing ren faires.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know how I would handle being called uncouth. How can someone even process that? It’s a pain that lingers long after the wound has healed.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Petition to replace the term “tush push” with “haunch launch”

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m enjoying the AI Darth Vader in Fortnite, but he only refers to me as the name of my skin. “Your competence surprises me, super sparkle Sabrina carpenter”

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

SLEEPY JOE who would have lost in an even BIGGER beautiful landslide victory but was unfairly and frankly ILLEGALLY forced out by the radical democrats has cancer in his pancreas, the weakest organ, after years of unhealthy living. Your favorite president has never had a single cancer found or had

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t pronounce “firearm” like “farm”, I’m suspicious of your claims to have the “world’s best ribs”

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Top, bottom? Cis or trans? The only characteristic I want to know about your new partner is if they would have the ability to operate a battlemech when humanity needs them most.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Hello, Chip. I’m a capricious enchantress and I’ve turned you into a teacup because your mom’s boss is a bastard. Stop crying, you’ll be a boy again if fate sends you a village girl that’s willing to fuck a weird buffalo-goat creature okay byyyyeee

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations everyone, I just solved the problem that I created for no reason.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I was up until 1 this morning working on my truck, just in case anyone needs advice on how not to replace a wheel bearing

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Mother’s Day to all who celebrate - unless you’re one of those weird moms who has this sticker on your car, in which case I hope you get a flat tire and your coffee order gets fucked up.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

BLESSINGS FROM THE NEW IOWA POPE

submitted 53 days ago • 29 comments

It’s me, I’m the new pope, go cubbies

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Who would win: a multi-billion dollar media streaming service, or a lowly rewind button?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re seeing shadow people at your place, don’t get scared, get mad. These things are bums, put them to work. Tell them to start carrying their weight and help with the rent or the laundry at least

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Stop saying cool new words and phrases on the Internet. Uncool people start using them and then you end up having 65 year old conservatives telling you that Trump is living in your head rent free and to not crash out.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments