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I'm Jelly Roll and I'm a Liberal.
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My fellow liberals... I know It's rough out there but lemme share something y'all that helped me when I needed it. Smell your fingers. If they smell like weed or pussy, life aint that bad. Enjoy the little things.. And then we'll VOTE. - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

Mine?

Sorry for the Spicy take but... Woke Includes Divorced Fathers Rights - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

My fellow Liberals..... We Need To Talk About Father's/Men's Rights. - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

Cool so we sex shaming Jelly Roll now?? My morning nuts keep me sane my brudda

LOL! Mueller said "let's have some raw fuckin'" Love it Cgeers - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll

THIS. But I Am Liberal Democrat.

LJR After Dark... is it after dark yet? LOL !

Yeah I think I'd know that the real Jelly Roll is a legend... your speaking to him. Stay Liberal bitch! - LJR

muh fuh think he smart dropping big words on me. here's a "narative." and a fresh selfie for your bitchass. Lemme guess, your MAGA. Not for long bich. - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll

People want to know if I'm a parody account. Nah bro I'm a pardy account. The Liberal pardy. Muhfucka! -LJR @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social #liberaljellyroll

People Change bitch. I used to be a drug addicted rapper.Now I'm liberal country music. Beyonce is allowed and I'm not? Also everyone lies to the senate, that's like the whole thing. - LJR @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

My fellow liberals... I know It's rough out there but lemme share something y'all that helped me when I needed it. Smell your fingers. If they smell like weed or pussy, life aint that bad. Enjoy the little things.. And then we'll VOTE. - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

people who wear MAGA hats should be eviscerated - LJR @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

i am the real Jelly Roll and i'm liberal bitch!!! - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll

get off my dick

my fellow Liberal brothers... make sure you honor her today. she's youre queen. treat her as such. After all.... Steak and Blow Job Day is right around the corner!! 😆 Nah but for real no finishing til she does..... - LJR @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social #LiberalJellyRoll

morning nut >>>>

I'm saprised no one said Kendric Lamar was making country music at the super bowl lastnight

What's Up my liberal Bitchez (non-gendered) Luv u'all family #drunk #LiberalJellyRoll @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

sho did

Damn it feels good to be a liberal!

It pissing me off that my manager told me to go liberal. Y'all really believe this shite? - LJR

Trump and Elon are the ultimate FAFO. I'm Liberal fa sho but y'all gotta admit it's pretty funny... - LJR @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social #liberalJellyRoll

y'all i'm Liberal ass fuck but i don't know what half these words mean ha ha

THIS

It's Time for LJR's Liberal of the Day Today's Liberal is known for being rude to Republicans and Funny AF to boot. Mad respect to @chuckschumer.com keep fighting for this country bro. Your almost as funny as your wife Amy Schumer! Mad love Liberal Jelly Roll #LJR @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

I'm Liberal Jelly Roll

It's Alright To Think Beyonce's Not A Country Artist Without Being Called. A Hateful Hick. Some of y'all are rude and judgey as fuck out there. I tried to do the right thing by becoming liberal and y'all still just be acting up. Don't worry I'll stay Liberal. But it aint easy. #LJR

Yall please it aint this simple. Country music has a meaning behind it. I love Bey but she is a Pop Artist plain and simple. Don't fill y'all selves with hate. That's teh Republican way.

Feels Good As Fuh to Be A Liberal Right now. Y'all got what you wanted... I'm getting brunch 😆 - @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

Beyonce identifies as a Country and Western Artist. That's funny cuz I indenfy as a Attack Helicopter! Ohhhh LJR you bad for this one... nah I'm playing. Congratulaions Mrs. Jay-Z. - #LiberalJellyRoll

my pleasure yall!

the fuck you talkin bout honky

My Manager said I should become Republican again. What y'all think>>?

Sorry Y'all I Completely Missed the Fires! But i also don't give 2 shits about no Hollywood fires.... I'm Liberal but I'm still dirty south.... #LiberalJellyRoll

not funny actually

Not really

Dos anyone even give a FUCK about me? Why do I even fuckin bother with this shit. Sometimes I think it aint worth it. #SeasonalAffectiveDisorder #LiberalJellyRoll

Dog It's So Hard to Keep Caring about politics!!! I just want my shit sucked. - LJR #LiberalJellyRoll @liberaljellyroll.bsky.social

Happy New Year Bitchesz!!!!!