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AI can't draw a reflex hammer 🤷 Practicing academic neurologist and shaper of young medical minds. Human rights before absolute freedom. Here to dispel weaponized medical misinformation and poke fun at some magas/anti-vaxxers. Not medical advice.
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If any bold journalist wants to master the string test maneuver for executive dysfunction and confabulation, hit me up. Do it well in an interview and I guarantee he’ll bite.

It’s almost like lying to a bunch of people about the thing they care deeply for, in order to become the thing they care deeply for, only to then admit the lie, was a bad idea.

Remember, he’s lost most executive function. If you catch him off guard, he’ll do it. Get him going first with some softballs. We’ll get a go-no go test out of it too.

To any reporters who might see this: ask Trump to list the months of the year backward. Just once. I promise he’ll never make it to January without help, and you’ll win a Pulitzer.

I guess Gunty shouldn’t have registered Gunther Eagleman Media LLC to his home address… Too many favorite parts of this article to pick one! www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...

Calling this a trade war makes it seem like there’s a higher principle being advanced.

RIP to a Real Genius

@corybooker.com may have prevented civil war. Or at least steered it toward revolution.

Coming Spring 2028

That feeling when you're being blatantly disrespected by your colleagues in front of the entire world. While delivering a speech you thought didn't have to be any good.

GOD DAMN RIGHT

Turns out congresspeople who patriotically do their jobs well can't make the news until they perform near superhuman feats in the process

Turns out congresspeople who patriotically do their jobs well can't make the news until they perform near superhuman feats in the process

One of the more powerful implicit messages from this absolutely brilliant chess class will be that congressional members actually can work together as colleagues in service of a higher goal.

Never in my life did I think we’d have a president named Cory. But now…

This man may have just fired the shot heard round the world

Americaaaaa FUCK YEAH

Since I have more characters for a limited time: fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fuck fascism fin

Weak. I look forward to shredding further donation requests until @harvard.edu addresses the fascism rampantly squeezing Garber’s balls.

This AI-written analingus from @wccftech.com.web.brid.gy is a nice reminder of why @teslatakedown.com is still going strong. It also unintentionally reminds us that Elon’s wealth is a game of jenga, not chess. And we’re getting to the “don’t even breathe on it” phase. wccftech.com/elon-musk-ha...

The Door(k)s

What’s the name of this band?

This is called circumlocution. It means the same thing in neurology as it does elsewhere. Probably the most definite aphasic phenomenon in his typical speech. More likely productive than receptive based on overall eval. This means he knows what he’s saying is incorrect. And it kills him.

A few different findings here: - Circumstantial/circumferential thinking -> frontal lobe - Perseveration -> frontal lobe - Witzelsucht - frontal lobe Get where I’m going with this?

Trying to imagine a senior neurologist being this bad at their job when time is brain www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2c4wN5K/

If Phil keeps this up he’ll be soon able to afford Pete’s plastic surgeon

“Appears older than stated age”

Nearly 50 years ago, this guy was making an entire country horny. Maybe we really should make America great again. youtu.be/Rp8WL621uGM

I’m not child free because I hate boning women, if that’s what you’re thinking

Soon he’ll be saying people of color instead of the n word, and the woke mind virus will have won.

Our cars use a range of technologies designed to turn incoming light into useful information and act accordingly while pursuing a goal. We’d like to see YOU try that.

I’m not being ironic, this guy is a cunning musicolinguist Lmk if you last once Bocelli comes in music.apple.com/us/album/mus...