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liberalpuppy.bsky.social
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Here’s what’s going on over at Camp Northstar…also Rockets aren’t rocketing and Teslas ain’t selling

Trump will extort Tik Tok for millions and then announce he’ll reverse the ban…

So what happened to

🎶I saw Mommy shooting at Santa Claus…because she’s Republican and she overreacts…

I think Larry Hogan had a few Belts of Orion before he went out on his porch last night…

Hello “I’ve lived in NJ all my life and never saw a drone at night” People They only allowed drones to fly at night in 2021 Looking at you ChrisChristie

Next MAGA Crisis…”The Government just shot down my Drone”

Settle a bet… who was a bigger star…Stevie Nicks or Rod Stewart?

Today we found out that a White House Press Pass is worth at least $15 million USD…

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.

George Stephanopolous can climb right inside the “I am a failure box” along with Joe and Mika!

Nancy Pelosi’s “Hip” Replacement

Why don’t we try making friends with the drones?

Especially since his library is in his pocket…

Sure it looks like a drone…unless you believe

Solved the Drone Problem New Jersey…it was just a couple of kids

Why would Fetterman root for Philly anyway….he never goes there?🤷‍♂️

What could he possibly list as an accomplishment?

Folks that own rental property on Hilton Head Island which depends on tourism from other states should get way more credit for sending Nancy Mace to Congress…

Nancy Pelosi just had her Hip replaced in Luxembourg…she’s now subject to a 25% tariff if she returns to America…

People in glass houses…

MAGPA!

I’m so old, I remember when Muhammad Ali married Ringo … they were so cute together

If we don’t increase immigration…we could never produce all that we import We simply don’t have a big enough workforce without massive productivity gains… Trumps policies cancel each other out

Has anyone pointed out to @fetterman.senate.gov that Krystan Sinema was replaced by a Progressive ?

Good morning @curaleaf.bsky.social…can you explain why your prices are so high in New Jersey vs Arizona? You do know we’re still buying on Black Market, right?

Twitter right now…

So nice that JV Vance is going to the Army Navy Game today…I wonder if he’ll catch a glimpse of Musk and Trump?

Oh no…someone high fived Nancy Mace again...

How Large is “Grateful Dead Bluesky” guys? Am I in the right place?

Regarding Daylight Savings Time…Rubio initiated a bill in the Senate this Congress and got bipartisan support in terms of cosponsors

We’re gonna have a Bird Flu Epidemic right when that fucker takes office aren’t we?

Because tens of millions of Americans are disengaged politically…

Maybe she can give you directions to our city John and you can pay off in person….

Fetterman has been voted “Most Likely to Kyrstan Sinema…”

I’m in Canada right now and I just found out their bacon is EXACTLY THE SAME AS OURS!!!

Winning!

All the shocked Pikachu faces from these Muppets realising they just shot themselves in the foot. County all the way to federal they will regret their racist policies, or perhaps there's another minority they can then blame for their poor decisions.

All of a sudden everything is “micro fiber” and I don’t even know what the f it is but I buy it like crazy…

You know the nachos were too spicy yesterday when you end up singing “Great Gig in the Sky” while doing your morning business…

Why would they be scared Greg Abbott…They don’t hire undocumented workers, do they???

“Do you have any more Potato Chips…these are stale” - Elon Musk

What you ordered…what showed up