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🌴 Coastal Elite | 💻 Corporate Shill | 🎮 Gamer | 🎨 Bad Artist
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When are we getting a remake for Toejam & Earl?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

After all that pandering to right-wing ideology, NPR gets defunded anyway.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Switch 2 has been pre-ordered. 🎉

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I had no idea that Jon Hamm was expelled for a "hazing incident" that left another student severely injured and traumatized. How does he have a career?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I should have enough Microsoft Rewards to buy Microsoft at this point.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My unemployed neighbor being supported by his mom seems to have an easier time with women than Elon Musk, the richest man in the world.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

If I get detained at the border for a work trip, is my job responsible for getting me out?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Elon would buy a private island and pay women to shit in his mouth like a normal billionaire.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Don't ever let anyone at your job find out you know how to draw.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Women account for 85% of purchases across almost every consumer category. It's wild that capitalists are trying to take women out of the workforce when modern capitalism is entirely dependent on women making and spending their own money to maintain growth.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

All the people who don't want to "talk politics" right now are embarrassed Trump voters who don't like being the butt of a worldwide roasting.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Leon fight with Baby Mama #6 on Twitter is the most delightfully ghetto shit I've ever seen.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Corporate Marketing Teams--delete the April Fools emails that you've scheduled to go out today.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Digital libraries that sort titles by Articles should be fined.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

There's this growing trend on social media of young people renovating their rentals. Bruh. Don't fucking do that.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

There's just no way GrubHub can convince me to pay extra to maybe have my order delivered 5 minutes early.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Brad Pitt's PR team is billing him so much money trying to make everyone forget he's an abusive alcoholic.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Men always carry on about being "protectors" but... from what? Ladies, have you ever needed to be "protected" by a man? Has a man ever "protected" you?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

My current city: We had 8 murders this month. My hometown: There were 3 tinted windshield violations this past winter.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

So Brett Cooper is NOT Ben Shapiro's twin sister??

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest lesson I've learned when renovating a house is to just pick whatever you like even if everyone else hates it. There is no such thing as timeless. Everything is dated. Universal appeal is a lie.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Bryan Johnson (the anti-aging guy) is the same age as Matt Bomer.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe Netflix left in that scene with Mindy Kaling in With Love, Meghan.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I just got an ad from ORLY for.... "cuticle froth" and I am so disgusted by this new combination of words.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

You'd think the plumbing would be the most expensive part of the bathroom but no. Apparently it's the tile. The tile costs more than my car. 😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Wow I thought the kitchen reno was expensive, none of you warned me about the fucking bathrooms. 😭

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Loving this trend of rich men making TikToks saying if you have to ask a woman what she brings to the table, you're probably poor and not worth her time in the first place. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when Whitney sang the National Anthem in a tracksuit and gave the world a performance that hasn't been topped since? I do.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Gen Xers, yall been real quiet ever since the stats showed you and your kids were Trump's biggest supporters. I just wanna talk.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Replaying Horizon Zero Dawn yet again and the maniac tech billionaire destroys the world angle is hitting very hard at the moment. Fuck Ted Faro, etc

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

Imagine having the money to save the world and becoming humanity's savior for the rest of recorded history and you just.... don't.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

The oven we bought two weeks ago is now priced almost $1000 more than what we paid for it. Goddamn.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

My neighbor has had a flower delivery outside of her door for the past 3 days. Apology not accepted, apparently.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

See now, this is why I started blocking donation requests from the Democrats. This isn't what people want to hear from you guys right now.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I blocked every single one of them. What an embarrassment

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Random but I bet there's gonna be a bunch of homeless Boomers on the streets in the next 5 years.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

ASAP Rocky might go to prison for 24 years?? What???

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Gamer bros finally realizing that Elon is not Tony Stark, just some dork ass old man with 12 kids, is so fucking funny to watch unfold. 😂 The fact that they were fooled in the first place is just 😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I got the mee-cro-wah-veh.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Update: the drawer microwave is $2000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I approved a drawer microwave in the design before looking at how much the units cost. 😂

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments