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You'd think the plumbing would be the most expensive part of the bathroom but no. Apparently it's the tile. The tile costs more than my car. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Wow I thought the kitchen reno was expensive, none of you warned me about the fucking bathrooms. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Loving this trend of rich men making TikToks saying if you have to ask a woman what she brings to the table, you're probably poor and not worth her time in the first place. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Remember when Whitney sang the National Anthem in a tracksuit and gave the world a performance that hasn't been topped since? I do.

Hey Gen Xers, yall been real quiet ever since the stats showed you and your kids were Trump's biggest supporters. I just wanna talk.

Replaying Horizon Zero Dawn yet again and the maniac tech billionaire destroys the world angle is hitting very hard at the moment. Fuck Ted Faro, etc

Imagine having the money to save the world and becoming humanity's savior for the rest of recorded history and you just.... don't.

The oven we bought two weeks ago is now priced almost $1000 more than what we paid for it. Goddamn.

My neighbor has had a flower delivery outside of her door for the past 3 days. Apology not accepted, apparently.

See now, this is why I started blocking donation requests from the Democrats. This isn't what people want to hear from you guys right now.

I blocked every single one of them. What an embarrassment

Random but I bet there's gonna be a bunch of homeless Boomers on the streets in the next 5 years.

ASAP Rocky might go to prison for 24 years?? What???

Gamer bros finally realizing that Elon is not Tony Stark, just some dork ass old man with 12 kids, is so fucking funny to watch unfold. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The fact that they were fooled in the first place is just ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I got the mee-cro-wah-veh.

Update: the drawer microwave is $2000 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I approved a drawer microwave in the design before looking at how much the units cost. ๐Ÿ˜‚

The fire hydrants are.... out of water? How?

I just want to know why this game was renamed to "The Veilguard" when it's not a term that anyone in the game uses.

Genuinely have never heard a single person say they liked working for Deloitte.

Just wanting to let you all know where the zombie apocalypse has started--this dude on Reddit has mushrooms growing out of the bathroom floor asking, "How bad this this?"

So glad to be off of Twitter so I don't get random updates about the girl with the missing teeth anymore.

You cannot become a billionaire without fucking over a ton of people and that includes folks like Taylor Swift, Beyoncรฉ, Rihanna, etc.

My husband bought a pepper shaker that's like 3 feet long and he's pretending like it was intentional. ๐Ÿ˜‚

In hindsight it's really creepy how entertainment media dogpiled on the Hanson brothers back in the day. Those kids were, no exaggeration, like 12 years old.

Someone on Reddit posting a picture of their bedroom wall caving in: IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?

My husband, his bro and cousin all have the same pet name for their partners. I finally asked my husband if this means something in Tagalog and apparently it means "bad bitch". I also call my husband this term. I've been unknowingly calling my husband a "bad bitch" for almost a decade you guys.

One of our partners thought he was saving money by generating a logo with AI only to find out in a group setting that the program doesn't produce usable vector images and he would need an artist to draw the image. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The Disney experience in 2024 is complete trash. I'd rather go to work than go to Disneyland.

Let's let go of this delusion that corporate social media is being done by interns and teenagers. Get serious.

i recall a time when using a private email server was the single greatest scandal in american history. i guess todayโ€™s itโ€™s just tuesday www.politico.com/news/2024/12...

Long Beach's infamous rental scammer with the pet pig is finally being investigated by the police after making the news. ๐Ÿ’€

Now I'm glad he lost.

I've never bought a sink before but apparently they cost more than a Playstation. What a randomly painful purchase. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bey, you gotta file for divorce by the weekend cuz this ain't a good look sis.

Just got a quote for the kitchen reno and I am thoroughly humbled. My imagination is very expensive. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I unfollowed all corporate brands and influencers on Instagram and now I'm unfollowing all the "activist personalities" whose community work starts and ends on their timeline.

Jay-Z thinks he's fighting to save his reputation but literally nobody is surprised about these allegations. It was always a matter of "when" one of his victims came forward.

We got my mom a PA that specializes in assisting elderly widow(er)s and it's been the biggest blessing. I didn't even know this service was available.

United ain't denying shit next year. ๐Ÿ˜‚