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Tobey Maguire’s Wario. @stonybrooku ‘12 / @flipboard since 2013
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The Lunchtime Clock is now 89 seconds to 2:30PM, the closest it's ever been. "We're headed toward certain burrito bowl," scientists say.

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It’s actually beautiful how delusional we get for our pets. My gf is just like “yeah you can’t sit on that end of the sofa, that’s Charlie’s spot” with the same matter-of-fact tone as saying “the silverware is in the drawer next to the sink.”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

[Count Olaf carving into Lily Rose Depp’s chest cavity with his mouth like a meat grinder] Lily Rose Depp: “oh……….o…….ah. hmm…………o……….m.”

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

too cold for Chica

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like a good day to share this

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I just thought of a great name for the sequel to Nosferatu, I bet no one has thought of it. Ready?… Nosferatu 2: Let There Be Carnage

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Liars in Boston love to tell you that you can still smell the molasses from the flood in 1919.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sure it’s good and all but do I HAVE to see a movie called “The Brutalist”? Next year can the acclaimed 3-hour Oscar front-runner be called “The Nice Ice Cream Man” or “The Dog That Never Dies”?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

So many margaritas they call me Paul Mezcal

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot to remind my parents not to gift me anything *physically* big, and my punishment is bringing a bubble-wrapped pizza stone on an Amtrak

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

there appears to be a gas leak at The Atlantic offices

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

“Snow Miser VS Heat Miser” is the longest song that has ever been written. It literally never ends

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

My mom’s mug

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

whoops this guy accidentally made a Threads engagement bait post on Bluesky

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Justin Baldoni sounds like a name you’d make up when lying to your parents in middle school

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

[to the tune of “B.O.B” by OutKast] “Drones over Jersey, yeah”

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

After minutes of smoke-filled panic, you finally spot something to put out the blaze in your alcoholic uncle’s kitchen, only to realize

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Jordan Lenderman

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I HATE it when people say “Daylight Savings Time.” It’s “Daylight’s Aving Times”

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I call bullshit on the McDonald’s guy “recognizing” the shooter. There’s simply no way. The most logical explanation is that a central pennsylvania boomer just wanted to call the cops on a guy wearing a face mask and it just happened to be the shooter

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My fun tinfoil hat theory is that the police know exactly who the gunman is and haven’t arrested him because they know his justification would garner way too much public support

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

For fucks sake, when is there going to be a Tobey Maguire lookalike contest? Preferably with a large cash prize?

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments