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65 🏳️‍🌈, Retired. Classic comedy and quality drama, hates reality trash and annoying adverts. 80’s music. Modelling and model making. Sunday roast. Chocolate. Favourite vegetable, strawberries.
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Well !! 😐

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve just polished off a vat of butterscotch Angel Delight, uhhh, it’s so good, but I am a touch bloated now 😳

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Well I guess I’m no genius, this new Genius Game thing, watched 2 episodes now and can’t make head nor tail of it 🙄 I’ll stick to the 1% Club, at least I do pretty good at that.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Appointment this afternoon in the torture chamber. I’m ok with the Dentist, but the Hygienist is just bloody awful. Especially when she starts prodding around with that ultrasonic probe thing. You’ll find my knuckles white and finger nails in the ceiling 🥴. Bitch!!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Why do TV presenters and Newsreaders say “welcome back” when they return from an Ad break? I haven’t been anywhere! It’s like me leaving a room to go for a piss and saying “welcome back” to everyone when I return. 🤷🏻‍♂️

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone is getting a drenching at the moment, I do apologise. I’ve just seen fit to mow the lawn. Well, when I say “lawn”, I use the term loosely, what I actually mean is, that green patch out the back.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I see Corries Carla Connor I see Michael Jackson 😧

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

That Vintage Cashcow bint doesn’t seem very confident climbing loft ladders, does she.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Is that the ‘Baggy pee pants’ lady shopping at Aldi?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments