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when the game says 'stealth is optional for this mission'

If I was Ada Wong I would just turn to camera and explain whether I was good or evil. Huge plothole for the ResEvil series woulda been cleared up right there and then.

Poasters are psychopaths to a man

My browser seems to have forgotten how to log into this website on a new device and I thus contemplate every day logging out for good.

A SWE who handles both the front and back end of the website for a business that specializes in selling pancakes in portions of three is a full stack flapjack half stack engineer.

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

I feel I should get more credit as a Patron of the Arts for introducing a genre of existentially depressed women into 40k via my commissioning.... even if the actual art work was done by www.instagram.com/storykillinger ... and I was (ahem) inspired by the Ultra Depressed Guilliman tradition. Still!

Reinventing the English Reformation to own the libs

A reminder.

FILM GANDALF: there is a sorcerous presence at work here trying to prevent us crossing the mountain BOOK GANDALF: the mountain is a bag of dicks frodo. its trying to kill us frodo because it hates our vibes frodo. frodo its a queerphobic mountain. it wants us gays dead frodo

one of the most admirable aspects of human culture, until comparatively recently, is the near universal civilisational compulsion to wear a silly hat after you accumulate any amount of power fundementally this is where society started going wrong. why don't the powerful wear drip like this anymore

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this is a level of sycophancy unconceivable even to the most crawling of courtiers in the past. genuine advancement in asslicking technology. remember where you were at this moment.

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

i keep wanting people to focus on the actual effects of the technology without making absolutely wild assertions about the nature of, e.g., knowledge, or completely peripheral issues such as "is this a good thing to spend as much water on as golf courses."

"Omg did you see the CIA"s deputy director's kid was KIA fighting for Russia?" You bolt awake in your office at Langley. It is 1964. You are CIA counterintelligence chief James Jesus Angleton, and you've seen enough. The future is compromised. Every child is a potential Soviet asset.

I would wager that a vote for Trump in 2024 is already more lethal than having driven drink to the polls to cast that ballot

With the full benefit of hindsight, Jacksonian democracy really is the root of all our ills