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Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

So we are fearmongering when they erase trans people from all government literature, we are fearmongering when they say they will send ND people to “wellness” camps, we are fearmongering when they make despicable videos about deportation. So what will it take for people to understand the severity?

After publishing this story, which features a picture of the protest at Children's National in DC, I have been informed that moments ago, Childrens National in DC has resumed transgender care. The hospital protests worked! Keep doing them!

I hate to say it, I understand the reluctance to put innocent people at risk, but this is what needs to happen

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

Wow they really did just go through and erase the word trans. It's all so blatant and insane

I think it's both depressing and telling how many Americans (including many members of the elite media) view "masculinity" basically in terms of being an abuser and are excited and thrilled to sign up themselves and others for more abuse.

"I have 15 fascism points why did Kim call me fascist wait fuck you for telling me to read a book you fucking leftist cuck, just tell me how to get Kim to not call me fascist anymore, idc about politics fuck you, tell me how to play the fucking video game" www.reddit.com/r/DiscoElysi...

We need to only elect chronically online freaks who've been desensitized to death threats since their Club Penguin days in 6th grade

i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms

*Super Bow Ad* Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever

Conservatives have no philosophical or intellectual base of belief aside from being cruel dickheads and being offended when they aren’t allowed to be

There’s been a massive U.K. uptick in investigating women so for so called illegal abortions. The decriminalisation petition needs another 12k to secure a debate. If ONLY there was a feminist with a huge platform who could share it? Too busy fawning over Trump petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

these fucks fold if you fight back

If anyone claims that the current anti-trans panic was caused in any part by trans people advocating for our human rights, that person is lying through their teeth. The religious right lost on marriage equality, and immediately started going after trans people instead. That's what happened.

Almost two weeks ago, I found out I was one of 40 people getting laid off from NBC News. Those who know me know I’ve wanted to go independent for a long time. Later this month, I’m launching @spitfirenews.com. We need journalism that is louder than ever. spitfirenews.com/p/an-introdu...

This genuinely pisses me off. No one wants a proper FF flick more than me, but this AI shite killed any interest I had left in the project. There's some commercial slop even hopeless fanboys like me are too discerning to indulge in.

Hope is great but lately I think what’s more important and more anti fascist is having imagination

LIBERAL: when Mitt Romney called Trump "uncouth" it was like oh shit welcome to the resistance professor snape-- 18 YEAR OLD TESLA INTERN WITH AR-15 & CRACKING VOICE: less talking, more grave digging LIBERAL: LIBERAL: [whispering] how cool would it be if I did the mockingjay whistle right now

(cw suicide) i probably think about this image set more than anything else i saw on tumblr a decade ago. That's Dr. Johanna Olson-Kennedy btw.

If you’re in an institution doing any kind of DEI work, the most important thing to do right now is simply call it something else. Change it to “Community Outreach” & then keep on doing the same important work. When they outlaw Community Outreach rebrand it as “Strategic Partnerships,” rinse/repeat.

knowing a lot of impressive and successful people is cool but it also makes you reflect a lot on what the fuck it is youre doing exactly

i know i'm the fool, but even after everything i didn't expect trump to be this petty

When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️‍🔥

I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known. techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/m...

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

YOU DON'T GET TO MISGENDER TRANS PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE. THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. IF YOU NEED THIS PETTY SHIT EXPLAINED TO YOU, YOU ARE IN THE FUCKING WAY AND NEED TO MOVE.

"Masculine Energy"

Elon just did a sieg heil during his speech.

These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

Jan 17th 2021 - #JohnnyMnemonic (Keanu Reeves) wakes to find the price to remove his data storage implant has increased. He's told "One more run" should cover the extra for the procedure. 📽️📅 Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

If you, too, are trying to figure out how to disable Microsoft's latest Copilot irritant in Word, I made this little guide.

Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.

I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE. 🧵

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...