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if you listen hard enough, the streets will give you a new way to be messy everydau

Get ready for a real impact on February 28th! We’re boycotting all corporate giants—If it’s not a small business, it’s off-limits! No gas, no fast food, no Amazon. If they can’t hear us, we’ll make them feel us. (PHASE 1)

Kaytranada x Doechii when?

& DIDDDD 🩵 I owe you a story time on the herbal supplement chile 😭😭

Happy Sunday 👋🏽

Stop telling people not to be worried about flying. ✨ They are still firing people ✨

It’s always so interesting when you realize two people stopped fucking with each other… I wanna know what happened 🤷🏽‍♂️

And another mf thing. We can’t *remind* them of anything because so many of them are STILL NOT CHOOSING TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING.

I’m an over thinker with anxiety

FREEEEEeeEeEeEeEeEeEeee

good morning 🥱

Private accounts. Turning off reposts. Multimedia dms. Need dat

if no one else in your life says it to you today: you deserve love

A few weeks ago, my mom’s coworker called my mom — but for some reason, MY phone rang. I didn’t answer… I recognized the name & I called back. Her coworker was like “I don’t know how this happened, I don’t even have your number….” I said “welp, now you do” & we laughed…

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I’m in back to backs from 7:30am to 10:30. Please send coffee.

LMFAO

today begins my early starts 😭

good morning 🥱

I know everyone's expecting my thoughts on Eric Adams charges being dropped and what's going to happen with NYC's mayoral election so look out for my next Olurinatti Production at the end of the month. In the interim:

It’s probably not 100% but I turned this off

We really in line fighting for tickets with ppl who don’t even plan on going. I’m about to knock all this shit over

since we can’t go to Target, where y’all be shopping at?

Let me get in this line chile.

Men <

One of my boys does a lot of cooking, mentioned they’re celebrating Valentine’s Day tonight as he’s blowing up heart shaped balloons. So I asked this nigga what’s on the menu tonight… “Coochie”

You know what… hell yeah

Nothing pisses me off more

Why is somebody’s armpits ROCKINGGGGG at 9:20am EST???

THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN TELL ME I’M GROWN yesssss turn this up

I’m being forced to come in for a Town Hall. Idk what’s any different about being in person versus home, but okay 🤷🏽‍♂️

My anxiety. It’s either trying to look out for me or it’s overthinking.

good morning y’all ☀️

Sure did get that email! Good luck ✨

this just popped into my head, so random

Fuck him and fuck you lmao. I can’t stand Eric.