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Books. Nerds. Astromechs. Dungeons. Dragons. Beer. Witch. Bow ties are cool. Has a bad feeling about this. She/her. Pittsburgh.
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This whole faceless corporation owning the Penguins just isn’t working out

Just thinking about sticky toffee pudding

Brighton playing real dirty #FACUP

I still haven’t learned. It’s my worst trait 😔 Also mine is mostly “oh a new thought has happened I must speak it” still sucks of me though

Arctic high pressure will move over the Upper Ohio Valley region today. This will keep the area dry, but also chilly. There will be cold wind chill indices this morning as well. At least we can expect sunshine from time to time. Temperatures will start to warm on Monday.

Taylor Lautner is back from wherever he has been stashed away and will star in television show Taylor Lautner: Werewolf Hunter.

For my entire existence, at least the parts I could remember, I had done nothing but accept the inevitable. I was tired of it.

The Blue Ghost lander has touched down on Mare Crisium. This basalt lava plain is one of the oldest mapped features on the Moon, appearing in Thomas Harriot's 1609 map (labelled '18' in the pic below). Harriot's telescopic lunar maps pre-dated Galileo by months! 🧪🔭 #PlanetSci Credit: Wikimedia

Hey! Don't forget *NOT* to use the iOS Patreon app to buy things or subscribe to memberships because the app store now has a 30% fee which either the creator is covering themselves or is increasing the price on whatever you're buying (patreon emailed me today to tell me I could choose which)

the jedi: we're the good guys. the chosen one: my mum's a slave, help her. the jedi: lol too expensive. the chosen one: my mum's dead now. fuck you. the jedi: be sad later. no feelings for you. the chosen one: my wife might die and i'm losing my mind with ptsd. the jedi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

Having ourselves a Saturday evening over here cc @mport25.bsky.social

I hate you Pittsburgh penguins

This does *not* mean no flu shots in the US next year - not by itself, anyway. The WHO picked and published their recommended strains as always. This year. It’s an A/H1N1, an A/H3N2, and a B/Austria (+ a B/Phuket for quadrivalent shots*). US manufacturers *can* still use the WHO guidelines.

they’ve got to stop making these video game cheese wheels look so delicious. I can’t get my hands on one of those things in real life for less than $100. it’s not fucking fair

My biggest gripe with streaming services is their inability to just sit with the emotions at the end of an episode or movie while the credits roll. Every time it will throw the video into the corner and start advertising the next thing to consume.

Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head http://theonion.com/...

A constituent asks Senator Roger Marshall (R, Kansas) why DOGE is firing so many veterans and the man just runs away. I’ve seen some pathetic behavior in my life but this might get first prize.

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

My Cousin Vinny has no villain—just bad luck, a flawed system, and two sides doing their best. But look closer: Vinny graduated law school 6 years ago, practiced for 6 weeks, and passed the bar on his 6th try. “6 times was the charm,” he says. Folks, the true villain is satan. In this essay I will

Just in case people are not aware, #Bluesky uses hashtags, just like the other place. You can hashtag posts when talking about spoilers for TV shows/movies/games so people who have things muted, don’t see!

Floppy ears are just starting to try to stand up

This is literally insane

I wish libraries did reading challenges for grown-ups. I would love to read 5 books and then get a bookmark. 5 10 and then get a baseball cap.

My life mantra

Am I the only one who thinks shrek looks the same?

Phew not great www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

I don't want to seize the day, I want to sample several different types of cake

Connections Puzzle #629 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩

hello queer friends, i saw something this morning that—for once—gave me hope. iowa held a public hearing on a bill to remove gender identity from their civil rights act, and a disabled vet offered his service to the youth fighting to "eradicate nazis" 2nd half in reply, the end is wild! i love him

Just hoping @briancgrubb.bsky.social is watching The Pitt for its important sociopolitical commentary

weekend vibe

For about 10 mins I thought it was actually going to be warm again today. Then I realized. Crushed.

The Pitt is television that doesn't just recognize but respects the possibilities of the medium. Long may it run.

While Rocketman is a perfect film, I am still upset they couldn’t find a way to get Madman Across the Water into it somewhere.

Dang, too cloudy

If you go out tonight after sunset (in a few minutes for the East coast) five naked-eye planets are visible (not counting the one you're on). Saturn is lowest, about 5° above the horizon above and to the left of where the Sun set. It's faint and VERY hard to see. You'll binocs. 1/n

Here are The Top 10 Dogs of the week! youtu.be/3Ni0YXHD6m0?...

Hi, former White House intern, DNC communications staffer, and re-election team partner here: One does not ‘slip’ into the Oval Office. Does not. Period, ever. That’s not a thing.

Nailed the shit out of some roasted red pepper cream sauce 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Sunny with a chance of Tula ☀️

This weeks #ThePitt commits a cardinal sin, one of the nurses says “Jack-offs” and well, if you know, you know.

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs