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The podcast where we pitch the best movies that'll never get made.
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Watch our good friend Eden do some kick flips, McTwists and Benihanas all in aid of trans rights! Right now!

Ever wondered what the origins of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" were? Well Tom and @queerbuccaneer.gay uncover all on this weeks deleted scenes! Available on most podcast places! soundcloud.com/lifesapitchp...

We're getting in on the Chicken Jockey Minecraft movie hype and pitching TOYS AND GAMES Films this week. Give us your best made movie titles in the replies!

KICKFLIPS FOR TRANS LIVES!! Me and @jennyjanewrites.bsky.social area reuniting for ANOTHER Trans Rights Tony Hawk's Fundraiser! Apr 26th, Noon BST Story Mode - All Goals Raising Money for Gendered Intelligence twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer tiltify.com/@queerbuccaneer/transrights

New Episode out now! Tom and @queerbuccaneer.gay pitch a rad film noir movie about the music industry with a detective that looks a lot like Tony Hawk (It is Tony Hawk). Available now on most podcast places!!

You should listen to @sonicpodcast.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyFg...

Do you love giving suggestions to @lifesapitchpodcast.bsky.social? Well prompts are needed for Morlvision 2025 too. www.seanmorl.com/morlvision/

This week we're pitching FILM NOIR movies! So give your best, dirtiest, hardest-boiled, made up film titles... Or you'll regret it... Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

With the new Bridget Jones movie coming out, RomComs are back! On this weeks episode, Tom is joined by guest host Riley as they pitch some new RomCom film ideas. Episode out now!

We're joined by @demontomatodave.bsky.social as we enter the shared universe of British literary critters to pitch this Kaiju movie masterpiece! Episode out now! Find us on Spotify, Soundcloud and most podcast places!

Now that Bridget Jones has returned for a sequel absolutely nobody saw coming, maybe the ROM COM is back! Give us your best made up ROM COM film titles and we'll pitch those movies on next weeks episode!

Two great movies in the last couple of years featuring Kaiju chase scenes! No I will not be elaborating on how there is a kaiju in the movie Hundreds of Beavers... just go see it. We're pitching KAIJU movies about giant monsters and massive destruction! Give us your fake movie titles in the replies!

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Huge shout out to these lovable dweebs for providing us with a lick of context, exciting gadgets and valuable (Basil) exposition. We're pitching SPY ACTION movies this week, so give us your fake movie titles in the replies!

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, The ewok one, then a major dip; A baffling plot involving Amidala

You have to love how The Great bills itself as "occasionally true". The claim that "Catherine the Great invented the roller-coaster" really makes the frantic checking of wikipedia to verify so much more fun. We need your fake titles for PERIOD DRAMA movies in the replies!

Guess who’s coming to town! That’s right, it’s BIG HAT! we’re joined by Stuart Dunlop as we pitch cowboy movies in this weeks episode! Link below pardners!

Real ones remember when Narnia was good, when Tumnus and the White Witch were truly serving, and when the Beavers were abjectly horrifying. Take me back to that magical world! We're pitching MAGIC PORTAL FANTASY movies, so give us your fake titles in the replies!

If you haven't yet given Matt's other podcast a try, the penultimate episode of The Tide is out now, with the final episode being livestreamed next Wednesday night! It's very easy to catch up and now's your chance. tide.show

If we haven’t pitched this movie before, we’re sure we’ve had a title that’s close

It's a shame that "Cowboy Movie but Absolutely Everything is Fundamentally Weird" had such a false start with this oopsie. But at least that one producer got his idea of a giant mechanical spider on screen. We need to revitalise the COWBOY WESTERN genre, so give us your fake titles in the replies!

This week we pitched the next Pixar movie to go straight to streaming! That’s right! It’s “Hammers” We were joined by @agarrickwright.bsky.social as we gave inanimate object personalities in a movie that will make you look differently at your garden shed! Link below

Enjoying watching #AdamScott on #severance on Apple TV? Well, we've pitched another film for him where he plays "The Happiest Human" - find it in the link below, or on most podcast places!

We talk about AI as we pitch some Robot movies this week with @rileyrouth.com from The Tide! In our main feature #Severence's Adam Scott stars as "The Happiest Human" Available on most podcast places - link below.

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Pixar may not be exactly knocking it out of the park recently, but we're here as ambassadors to make it better! Let's fix it by pitching them some good ideas, and you help by giving us fake titles for PIXAR movies in the replies!

We're not saying that Alita: Battle Angel is the most emotionally evocative movie in existence, but it will make you love a robot... yes we're talking about Dog Guy, you're gonna love dog guy and his robo-dogs. We're looking for fake titles for ROBOT movies! Chuck 'em in the comments!