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Christmas Eve vibes #Christmas

Day 24 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar finishes off with a unique sour ale from Prairie Ales that tastes kind of like a cookie and kind of like a sour ale! Definitely a new one for me, and a great end to this holiday beervent calendar! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 23 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar brings an excellent Black Chocolate Imperial Stout that I have to drink every year, it's a robust solid Stout that's always top notch from Brooklyn Brewery and chocolate heaven!!! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 22 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is a version of the Gunner's Daughter milk Stout by Mast Landing Brewing and it is phenomenal!!! PB & J version is downright tasty!!! My taste buds thank you! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 21 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is bold and battle ready! Dansk Mjød Viking Blod is a strong and amazing mead with hibiscus and hops! I feel the power of my ancestors empowering me with every sip!!! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 20 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is Wolf and Warrior, makes top notch brews and this beer is right up there, a Northeast IPA that honors a Yankee legend Paul O'Neill. Don't get it twisted though, I'm still a diehard Mets fan!!! #LGM #craftadventbox #24daysofcheer

Day 19 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is taking me back to the good ol' days! Duclaw Brewing makes me think I'm eating the delicious PB&J sandwiches with this Chocolate PB&J Porter! You can taste all 3 as it flows over your tongue!!! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 18 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is a hard cider with honey and cherry from B Nektar hard cider and mead and it is beyond phenomenal! So much flavor it will make you want to drink gallons of it! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

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Day 17 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is coming in en fuego! The Alvarium Beer Coquito inspired Imperial Stout is absolutely bonkers, the coconut isn't too strong, has that bit of sweetness to it, it's a master class of making a dessert Imperial Stout! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Gotta love those signs and crap that say "you're not alone" fuck they know? They gonna work for me, take care of my dad who is at the end of his days, they gonna pay my bills? No I didn't think so, definitely fucking alone, FOH 🖕

At your service

Day 16 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is another delicious dessert in brew form! The Apple Pie Gose from Westbrook Brewing is a sweet and decadent flavor that brings you that pie right from the oven! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Can we start a Monday morning face thread? Here's my mug.

Day 15 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is from Ellicottville Brewing and it's delicious! A Sugar Cookie Ale with a great mix of flavors and spices that bring you right to that dessert table! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Where even are you?!

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Ladies Ladies, stop staring!

Day 14 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is mean mean mean, it's Mean Charlene! The Woodstock Brewing gose is a mashup of mango, pineapple, passion fruit, and lime and it's done so well you'll be begging for more! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Went to a work Christmas party, I may be a little inebriated

Moaning Myrtle from Harry Potter and Gayle from Bob's Burgers are so similar 😂

This is where I live 24/7 😮‍💨

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Day 13 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar, it's Friday the 13th but it's all good here because Founders Brewing Breakfast Stout is allllllll good! Coffee, chocolate, and oatmeal mix so well for the taste of this brew! Breakfast for dinner! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

If you like this post it means you want to see me naked, doesn't mean you'll see me naked, just means you want to 🤣🤣🤣

Day 12 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is coming for your Christmas! The KCBC beer Yacht Zombie fruited sour is a mash of lots of fruit flavors and is so amazingly sour! Oh, the Who-manity!!! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

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I'd grow many sizes

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Day 11 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar caught me when I wasn't looking! The Alvarium Beer Sucker Punch Sour Ale is liquid candy! Strawberry and lemon crashing together to pucker your lips in the best way possible! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

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If you jingle my bells, I'll give you a white Christmas

Day 10 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is coming for you! 3 Floyds Brewing Alpha Klaus Christmas Porter is a big time brew with lots of flavor, it needs to be in your refrigerator for this holiday season! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 9 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is easy as a piece of pie! Key Lime Pie fruited sour from Oozlefinch Beers is as delicious as the pie, trying to savor this lovely brew! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

It's very interesting, you make a generic post, and someone takes extreme offense, what's the matter? Hit a little too close to home for ya? FOH

Day 8 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar, and we're hitting the nitro! Rogue Ales makes one hell of a Chocolate Stout Nitro, it's rich, it's smooth, and I want more immediately! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 7 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is a White Grape Sour Ale from Untitled Art Beverages and it is a crisp and sour flash of flavor to your taste buds! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

Day 6 of the Craft Advent Box beervent calendar is one hell of a bounty! The Meiers Creek Brewing Choccy Milk Porter is true to its name, a deep chocolate flavor in the beginning with a lighter vanilla finish, This is the way! #24daysofcheer #craftadventbox

I must be one ugly SOB if nobody liked that post shower selfie

Dad is still in the hospital since Monday and they're still not comfortable releasing him yet today 😔