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Wife, Cop, Books & Nature 💍🕵‍♀️📚🏞 Low on patience, high on caffeine ☕️
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There's a special place in hell for drink and drug drivers. It is really not that difficult to not.do.it.

I've just completed Sainsbury's ✅️ Excuse me whilst I lie down in a dark room!

Her name is Sara Sharif 💙

Mr Lifey was fuming earlier when he came downstairs & I was wearing his hoodie. Not as fuming as he is now that I've spilt gravy down it mind you.. 🙊

Everyone knows what this means, don't they?

Everyone seems very organised re Christmas. We haven't even got a tree up! Am I the only one?

(For the evening crowd) BIG GREEN BOOKS CHRISTMAS RAFFLE Tickets just £2. All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools. You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. Details HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php Please share far & wide, ta.

I have come home from working this weekend to discover an Elf. We do not even have children, yet Mr Lifey appears to be finding himself hysterical hiding this bloody Elf. I cannot count how many "what Elf"'s I have heard since coming home! Oh boy, December is gonna be long 🤣

You know when you knock something and it wobbles, and wobbles, and wobbles, and then somehow doesn't fall over? That's a perfect metaphor for my duty weekend so far. (Although by tomorrow, I expect we may have fallen over.)

Picture of an animal from your camera roll... let's go! 📷

There's something lovely about a hotel bed and snacks! 😋