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DC-ish, classical music lover, sometimes thirst traps
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Virgos always want to be Leos

Anyone else get LESS horny in spring? Like the cold makes me cuddly but now that it’s warming up- I’m fine. Don’t need a man.

“He has eaten our dogs”

PAPAM PAPAM HABEMUS PAPAM

I think given self-reporting bias and the fact that this is the most evil score I’ve seen I am probably chaotic evil

If you’re shorter than 5’5” you’re mine btw

So I need to get in touch with the magikarp couple for reasons

Mentally cataloguing which oomfs are thirsting over GTA guy and which ones are thirsting over Phainon drip

Any Canadian oomfies? I’m actually getting serious about the move but I know NOTHING

The double defeat of texting your ex but also they’re too busy

#mcm seeking lighting in which my face and chest and teddy all look good

So I’m from Maryland but I was actually born in Delaware. Since I am the firstborn my mom didn’t know what signs to expect that I was coming like so I was born in a bathroom in Seaford. Kind of like Jesus of Nazareth in a way.

getting ur ass eaten out to this tune

Just beat final fantasy xiii last night and it only took me fifteen years

K this is the official haircut post

Timburr doodle because two of my students didn’t show up today

Woke up today genuinely confused it isn’t 2005

At my weakest (just got a haircut)

Got the gays doing dick or hole calculus

Thinking about Reboncé today open.spotify.com/track/6snYsO...

Back at Final Fantasy XIII and I just love Vanille so much

Finally spending a week in only one city

Breaking out the fine china for my nightcap

Hotel rooms man

Hotel rooms just make me feel a kind of way