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Save me spring sun

I’m birthing a creation right now. It’s this post

I hate that I went to school with anybody

4:30 am I hit my pen to go back to sleep now I’m just giggling

In my dream there were “the three Bs of a bed & breakfast” & I could only think of 1 B, “binch,” & I was mad bc that’s an online word. Goodnight

Amazing post. I wish I had posted it & then died right after

I’m not really cutting an elegant figure I’m wearing blue sweatpants. That post was pure fantasy

I’m saying “yes” to the whole menu. And I’d like it served parade style

58 degrees sunny euphoria

Step aside, I am cutting an elegant figure against all odds

There I am

Ma’am isn’t wrong for me bc of an age thing, I just shouldn’t be taken that seriously

Kind of prefer when I think I’m out of posts every two days

The promo for my next shower has me so excited

Pulling fried rice out of a bag like wet trail mix

It was so beautiful…I had to look away & think about how I could never write the alt text for it

All my black hoodies are different and I need them all. And probably others

Oh I deleted it because I loved it

Pronoun labeler is good but I wish I could dismiss the One Label Has Been Placed On This Account from my page

It only takes me 1-10 weeks to adjust to new avatars

This coffee shop smells like chat :)

I hate when I do things accidentally aggressively

Excusing yourself to go to the restroom can be as easy as saying “I got pee on deck”

Going to start listening to a playlist of 3 albums a week like I’m too lazy to switch out a cd changer

I’m serving potted plant

I’ve identified a warmth in the air

We met at the pot store! In the schwag section.

In my dream I walked through a sparkly curtain into someone throat punching me & then they told me “that was kind of the joke”

I was acting up bc my shoes were loud & it made me feel so alive

I will NEVER have 0 texts unread. I can’t find 13 of them

White noise burrito

GORF DAVE NUTTING ASSOC/CBS ELECTRONICS 1983 COLECOVISION

I’m on r/mandelaeffect about the binoculars emoji. It happened to me

A falling twig is a warning shot

Feellike a rug

Cigarette Bacon Smoked Tomato Salad

What’s up is I just ate a very dimetappy jelly bean

I saw your bin on a journey of self discovery

(Muting someone) NO MERCY!!! NO FEAR.

Breezy! Stapling my hood to my face.

These turkeys are up to something. The soundtrack was an accident but it fits