Profile avatar
lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Also I drank all the throwing wine
1,268 posts 4,434 followers 484 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 11 Comments 39

"Welcome to the Sleepytime Relaxation Podcast: Stories for Putting You to Sleep. But first, a word from our sponsors..." "MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TRUST SIMPLISAFE TO PROTECT THEM FROM THE ARMY OF MURDERERS AND THIEVES OUTSIDE THEIR DOOR RIGHT NOW! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING YOURSELF VULNERABLE?!"

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

What exactly is Andrew Tate's accent?

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

I need to know who's in charge of writing these titles

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I'm wearing my comfiest sweatpants and drinking a martini, y'all can't tell me shit

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

Why does everyone on a dating reality show have one gay brother?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

If they didn't want you to pour goldfish directly into your mouth, why did they give this package a pour spout?

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

The thing about these bots is that, pretty soon, Daniel Isaac Daniel John Daniel Xavier Daniel Nathaniel born on 3/17/1923 won't have a username to use anymore

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

"I was prepared to pay several thousand dollars to see a specialist, but now there's a $5 fee?!?! Forget it, I'll just die"

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Should I be upset the bots are ignoring me?

submitted 52 days ago • 13 comments

Realized my last therapist might not have been great when I was telling a friend about him and how sometimes he'd tell me that he also used to have self-esteem issues but then he "got over it"

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

If you're the richest man on Earth can you not outsource the job of going on 4chan to tell everyone how awesome you are?

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments