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could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

submitted 82 days ago • 79 comments

US should just merge with Canada who tf cares

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The French would’ve gotten this shit started a loooong time ago

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

People aren’t gonna like it but the assholes who don’t tip are our only path out of tipping culture and toward fair wages

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen a million ads for Trap and I still have zero fucking clue what that movie is about

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The dentist in the crest reality checkup commercials.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Refs love putting the little hip thrust into blocking calls. Thats their chance to be a little spicy

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

If giraffe evolved near bonsai trees, they would have less neck but more patience

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Jeffrey Dahmer was very good on refrigeration

submitted 104 days ago • 231 comments

Alright I’m already over seeing the introductory posts of random people on here

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor swift should rap

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Not as many bots, no prioritized replies, no engagement bait for profit, and no propagandist algorithm is a huge upside to this. And the vibe here is much more civil. But… I feel like the future consequences of left and right wing on separate social medias are more than what we can easily predict

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Can he do that??

submitted 105 days ago • 4 comments

Interesting

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

If you thought twitter ads were janky now wait til they lose the majority of half-decent, real people

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together

submitted 106 days ago • 63 comments

I don’t think the onion was creative enough to come up with pedo attorney general and reparations for white people

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Current federal deficit is $1.83 trillion and if it is a fucking penny above that in 2028 republicans should not be allowed to disown it

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Being a scientist a long time ago must’ve been really fun just looking up at the moon like what the fuck is that. keeping track of it every day, theorizing. Postulating.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments