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Profoundly average while pretending I am anything but. Love dogs, God, and video games, not necessarily in that order. He/Him/His
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I don’t have the strongest outreach, but in times like this, a friend of a friend is reaching out to help those in need and I’ll signal boost as much as I can. www.facebook.com/share/14QzKo...

I know racism is still a huge issue but the halftime show really brought it out of people, huh?

I watched the Mario Movie again this past week. Why is the Luma so suicidal? It seems so tonally different than the rest of the played straight movie.

[Instagram search results] This isn’t concerning at all.

We’re just not allowed to be happy about anything anymore, are we? Everything has to be nitpicked and criticized under the guise of concerns and hypothetical situations.

“It’s just 2 people talking about MMOs!” Then choose literally anyone else, my guy. This was not an accidental choice and I refuse to believe Pirate is ignorant of the mess surrounding Asmold.

Is it “jeez” or “geez?”

Next time you want to trip up a conservative, ask them if rights entitle you another’s labor. They’ll say it doesn’t. Immediately follow up with why pregnancy should be forcibly carried to term since it depends on the labor of the mother. Enjoy the free gymnastics show.

I need the medicine industry to work on shrinking over-the-counter medicine to not be insane choking hazards.

You ever want time to slow down and make moments last longer? Get sick. Every passing second is agony.

Biggest pet peeves: - confusing shyness/social anxiety/phobia for introversion. - weaponized incompetence - Surprise/incredulity that someone doesn’t know something because of a preconceived belief that they should.

In universe, Voldemort was considered to have committed such atrocities that even uttering his name was tactless. In reality, we openly discuss Hitler often, who I would say at least contends with “most horrible person.” This begs the question: what exactly did Voldemort do?

What must happen for Asura’s Wrath to be legally ported to any modern console/PC? It’s been a generation and a half and I still miss it.

Now, correlation does not equal causation. However, BCBS backed down from their limited anesthesia decision real quick after what happened to United: www.npr.org/2024/12/05/n...

Found a gray hair today. I guess it’s time to go plot and casket shopping.

I like the 30th anniversary PlayStation video. I like seeing IPs I know be recognized. I don’t want IPs to be endlessly iterated upon, remade, ported, etc. Sometimes it’s enough to just remember.

Having a friend stay the night to help me with my 2 year old and it turns out today is “Be extremely cooperative, eat all your food, and max out the cuteness” day for babies. He even went to bed an hour early. My friend is now wondering why she’s even here.

Ranking of Kings is a spectacle to watch, but think about the web of character motivations, unearned redemptions, and confusing double bluffs for more than a few minutes and the whole series falls flat. The majority of its emotional moments that it strives so hard for are completely unearned.

I’ve been getting back into anime in the past month and the “left-handed character turns out to be bad” trope is THRIVING.

Realized today that my dogs represent the RPG party trilogy.

Every woman I’ve talked about Outer Wilds to I’ve ended up dating. It’s my ace in the hole.

I am convinced flat earthers are just people looking for free trips to Antarctica/low earth orbit.

Usually, you want to mitigate or cover up failure points in a process. This simplifies the process and makes it easier to pinpoint problems and account for them. The JIT inventory management system takes that concept and asks “but what if we had hundreds of failure points constantly?”

As Facebook shows me the 20th “remember your dog forever” ad today, I’m reminded of the woman who got baby product ads before even she knew she was pregnant.

Does your job give you 100% if what you need to not just survive, but thrive? If no, then don’t give them 100%.

I have every reason to believe the “let’s be mutuals” posts are bots. Am I giving in to cynicism?

Who would win: The indomitable human spirit vs. one cranial pressure boy.

Putting on a fitted bedsheet while looking like a buffoon is just a fact of life.

Normalize people having quirks/idiosyncrasies without immediately pondering if they have a certain mental disorder/illness. Sometimes, people are just weird, and there’s no explanation past that.

The Game Awards was so afraid of FFVII: Rebirth winning Game of the Year that they just let Elden Ring get nominated again.

Sleeping is so weird. It’s the only thing we have to pretend to do before we actually do it.

Welp.

Y’all, I’m extremely nervous about election night.

I wonder how that Skyrim-lookalike Jesus game is doing.

The extreme urge when overhearing my boss talking about some slightly right leaning politics and just itching to interrupt and jump in.

Who had “Trump talks about another man’s penis in front of a microphone” on your Election 2024 bingo card? www.politico.com/live-updates...

Just watched The Girl with all the Gifts, and I can’t think of a more “We have Last of Us at home” movie.

Kneecapping someone’s accomplishment with a factoid completely outside their control is such a crappy thing to do. Let people take what joy they can and if you have to be miserable about it, suffer alone.

If you believe in ghosts, you must also believe in aliens (and vice versa) Both are in the category of having no evidence to their existence other than the insistence from others that they do exist.

~24 hours on BlueSky and my dogs are so happy at the lack of whistling on here.