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He/Him. Your best friend and your favorite little library boy. Cereal of the day: apple pie toast crunch 8/10 a very solid entry, though I think they could've added more apple flavor.
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Oddly enough, waking up at 5 to instantly launch a panic attack is not part of a balanced breakfast. 1 out of 1 mes agree

I got to watch one of my former professors have his ass handed to him multiple times tonight and I gotta say that felt pretty damn good to see

We haven't had more than 2 full weeks of school in a row since October. I don't really know what that means, but I don't think it's good.

I remembered there's stream tomorrow and now the Sunday scaries don't feel so scary

I know I have some TTRPG heads in my follows. This is so close to getting funded. C'mon guys. Help Duffo out

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

The pge app is so fun and handy. It tells me we're using less electricity than this time last year, and also that it costs more!

Hims & Hers can eat shit and get buried in it for all I care

Playing this cool fun game when I drive where whoever has the most normal heart rate and blood pressure wins

Late lunch and no coffee makes today Bad

Money sucks, let's do barter and trade

All day today I had an unusual, growing feeling of unease and discomfort and I wondered what I was getting hung up on. Turns out it was diarrhea.

Oh baby you GOTTA come see this shit!!!!!!!! It's this Saturday!

I have an idea...

It brings me no joy to tell you all that Salted Caramel Honey Bunches of Oats are not as good as they ought to be

"Other responsibilities as assigned" should be illegal in a job description

Something that's super fun and cool is that regardless of when I've gone to bed over the last couple weeks, I consistently woke up at 4 with crippling anxiety about my gradually dwindling bank account and inability to make a living wage!

I feel like infinity Nikki could ruin my life

*transylvanian accent* I vant to shpit on your thang!

long after i've fallen asleep on the couch in another failed attempt to stay up until Santa arrives, he quietly tip toes across the room to me and, with a twinkle in his eye, gently eases the gun out of my hand

Midnight Mass = Midnight Density x Midnight Volume

If I had a nickel for every time I started a job, only to lose my boss less than a year into it, leaving me alone with more responsibility and no direction or appropriate pay increase, I'd have two nickels

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

"Snap into a Slim Jim" is slang for reading a heavily edited down version of the King James Bible.

girl do it