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#Gamecat extraordinaire. I don't hydrate, I dehydrate with alcohol and only moisturise from the outside. I'm basically a prune coated in silk. 💅 He/Him
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submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

*Chef's kiss*

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🔥🔥🔥

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Olly will probably represent Italy at Eurovision (seeing that he won #Sanremo). There's only one problem:

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Carlo Conti appena realizza che la canzone di Irama si intitola “Lentamente”. #Sanremo2025

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Bravo Massimo Ranieri #sanremo2025

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Comunque è ora di eliminare Carlo Conti dalla TV italiana perché è di un'inutilità disarmante. Con ogni cosa che può minimamente intrattenere glissa e va avanti. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo25

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

VI VEDO CHE STATE TELEVOTANDO CRISTICCHI. #Sanremo2025

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Superata la metà della seconda serata, si fa strada la più amara delle consapevolezze: a furia di chiedere un #Sanremo2025 snello, non è rimasto più nulla di divertente. Se non il nostro commentare le canzoni e i relativi cantanti.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Se Marcella Bella fosse un social network, sarebbe la sezione “status” di Whatsapp. #Sanremo2025

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Anche Borghi sta male con il mullet, che vi serva da monito. #Sanremo2025

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

20tonnellate di fessa pesante

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Elodie e Sypario le fesse pesanti che siete #Sanremo #Sanremo2025

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

#sanremo non vedo l'ora di vedere un quartetto con i ricchi e poveri e coma cose su cuoricini

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

MARINA teases new single, “BUTTERFLY.”

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

The apocalypse is here and she's ready for the call. 🥹

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I really want trump to put a tariff on semiconductors from Asia. If young white dudes can’t afford gaming consoles, they’ll finally have their political awakening and realize that fascism is also bad irl not just in every single game they play.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

La rabbia che mi fanno venire, signora mia...

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

From God's mouth to your ears. That's what they say, no? 😬

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Relatable. I vote for going dark witch Willow.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

P0rn is not real life; don't try to replicate it and you'll enjoy yourself so much more. 💁🏻‍♂️

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I think Miles Morales is slowly becoming my favorite Marvel character. The older I get, the more I appreciate things like a loving family (who raised him well), a healthy support system and genuine good intentions. And his costumes are the best. And he could smoke out Peter in a split second.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Platinum done, at least this Sunday wasn't a complete waste. 🏆

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I still think one of the funniest twists I’ve ever experienced is near the end of Resident Evil 8 where you find out you’ve been dead the whole time and you get told “yeah didn’t you think it was weird that you could staple your hand back onto your wrist??”

submitted 32 days ago • 68 comments

They just published an interview I did for Corriere Spettacolo about a photographic project I modelled for in 2017. We talk about homophobia, nudism, activism and, of course, drag. 👇🏻 www.corrierespettacolo.it/alessandro-c...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

"Katy Perry stuns with croissant" pretty much sums up the status of my brain right now.

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