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lilbrownbuddha.bsky.social
(he/him) I love taking naps. I love to eat. I love to cook. Toitū te Tiriti | Tangata Tiriti 📍Aotearoa New Zealand
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How to change a swastika that cant be removed

LONG LOVE THE KING! and it only took just under a month....His Imperial Majesty. #uspol

Trickling down the economy

Not putting *ham* in your "halal-friendly" meals really doesn't seem a high bar to clear.

www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/fe... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🍊💩🤴🤡 #uspol

Jesus Fucking H Christ. Good release from Duncan.

America is more angry at people talking about race than it is at racists

Diseases eradicated or decimated by Science: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox Diseases eradicated or decimated by bleach, thoughts and prayers: 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. .... i'll wait. #Science

“Secretary Kennedy will make death great again.”

USA! USA! USA! Time to make a bucket load of coin in Murica with crystals, white sage, salt lamps, premium sunlight etc…leeeeshgo murica….

Shane Jones (noun) Struthonian: the person who buries their head in the sand and says ‘Problem? What problem?’ Bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance. #nzpol

@dieworkwear.bsky.social, may I present and it pains me to say this, the PM of Aotearoa New Zealand formerly known as the CEO of an airline. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ #nzpol

This what happens when you don’t have Diversity, Equity and Inclusion in your party. You end up with an eejit like “I used to be a CEO of an airline”. #nzpol

saw this on Reddit and let me tell you, the way I LOL'd at it, you could hear it all the way back to the Gulf of Mexico 👏👏👏 #superbowl #superbowllix

mElon is the caucasian version of kanYe...without HashtagDEI. Cos no real diversity, equity and inclusion would have either of them #pol

Why you won't hear from 'loved up' Sayless whining & moaning is because his darling school said it made sense & that's his litmus test. Btw, as an uncle, I'm all for schools making this decision to have the day off THIS year. RNZ's captioning will make you think it was an annual occurrence #nzpol

#BHN guess where Gerry Brownlee was today? At Akaroa with Christopher Luxon. Guess where Gerry Brownlee was yesterday? Waitangi Don’t buy the bullshit that Luxon "wanted to celebrate Waitangi Day across the country” he could have done both, he chose not to #coward

“We need to have a podcast together” is the millennial/Gen Z, “dude, we should totally start a band”

Shane Jones, you vacuous twit! It is not your bloody money! Urrgh, I'm telling you these bloody boomers are going to be the end of civilisation #nzpol

OMG!!! This gummint has come up with a entirely brand new concept in tertiary education!! wait for it....wait for it...WAIT FOR IT........Polytechnics. Are these people for real? just goes to show in politics, stupidity is not a handicap. FML! #nzpol

In today’s NZ Herald #tariffs #luxon

This is so good.

😂🤣 Be Best. 🦅🤡

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

this still annoys me along with naan bread, chai tea...

Gong Xi Fa Cai!

"And on April 1 - all monthly bills will increase by as much as $25 a month - as transmission and lines costs go up for maintenance and further investment in networks." This was already hurting peoples wallets and now will add on to the financial pressures. 🧵

He’s Führious.

25/1/25 and this is still valid. 👐 So much winning 👐

So, the genius idea is to first create an agency that duplicates the work already done by NZTE but then have it setup within NZTE? These people really are a special kind of stupid aren't they? Two agencies that are synonyms of each other and this was agreeable by the Minister of Regulation? FML 🤦‍♂️

The largest contributor to the annual inflation rate was rent, up 4.2%. Almost a fifth of the 2.2% annual increase was due to rent prices. "Annual rent inflation continues to grow at a consistent rate," Growden said. But, Lex Luthor said the landlord tax break would bring down rent in NZ???

Am I surprised with anything that’s happened/happening on day 1? No. The era of Pres. Elonia Muskollini & Vice Pres. Donold Frump’s American oligarchy has well & truly begun. 🤞🏽 this will stop all the faux righteous lecturing & posturing from 🇺🇸 for the considerable future. Be best, you deserve it 🇺🇸 👍🏽

Mitimiti, Northland. Last night's fishing conditions

Lovely long form essay and perfect reading start for a Saturday.

This gummint and it's asinine supporters takes incompetency and clusterfuckery to new levels every day and it's only been Y1. 🤦🏽‍♂️