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lilcrow12.bsky.social
Just a silly girl looking for animals to love, books to read, & plants to grow. Elbows up 🇨🇦 🐦‍⬛🐰 🪴🍁 Started Aug 27/23
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Kiss me I taste like Listerine and lost opportunity

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Mini corn dogs don’t have sticks. Therefore, we can conclude that corn dogs with sticks are either a separate species or, if they’re the same species, that the stick develops after the corn dog has matured into its adult form.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

Welcome to your 50s. When people tell you that you look younger, you start to recognize the difference between a compliment and a subtle lie.

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

ME: I’d like to donate my body to science DOCTOR: ok ME: like right now

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Us tariff strategy: (whiny snarky face) “Wellll, my dad can beat up youuur dad! So nana nana boo boo loser!” The rest of the world, in hushed private meeting: “ Listen gang, I know we agreed that we wouldn’t pound that fat lil snots head in yet, but scheesh…”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Well these naps aren't gonna take themselves...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

*bends time and space *makes them into a balloon giraffe

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

he’s only mr. brightside when he’s taking his antidepressants.

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

muppets on the cover of vogue magazine: thread

submitted 8 days ago • 25 comments

Baby laughs are the best 🥰

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Chyulu Hills, Kenya, where the locals lead to an area they refer to as the “Cradle of Mankind”.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

this place is ridiculous, just awful, so disgusting

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

🔥 🔥 🔥

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

so like, we’re all stoned rn right? not just me? (i love bluesky so much, never change 💖)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Saw a comedian refer to that recent photo of Kid Rock in the White House as "looking like a box of fireworks that would also give you HPV" and that's fucking poetry.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Those stars you put on your bedroom ceiling as a kid but it's all your passwords.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I stopped believin' before it was cool

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Don't make me mute your vacation

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Razor burn is not ok. That is all.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I've gotta say, lately I've been feeling like I'm in a really good place. (It's Canada. I live in Canada. Thank Dog)!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

What is half of a Full English Breakfast?

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

"Yellowjackets." Now also known as "What in the Actual Fuck?"

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

My guts sound like somebody made a bong out of a Tyranosaurus Rex's vocal chords. I'm not sure what's happening, but I'm definitely sleeping on the couch for my wife's safety.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I think you’re supposed to put it in boiling water to soften it, and then add the seasoning packet. 😂

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Salad, because I like chewing my water

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

It’s nice to see the midlife crisis girlies finally making their way to bsky still clutching imaginary grudges from 2019 like sacred texts. Absolutely no idea what I did, but I hope the delusion is thriving.

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

Being frozen in carbonite sounds so relaxing.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment