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lildipper.bsky.social
✨🌎Social worker🌏✨ “Slightly sane, but just mostly well-adjusted to the insanity.” https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iruuarqfnhqmqcn7htk2tley/feed/aaalrxfqjbnja
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I miss casual sex.

two lies and a truth: -boys will be boys -girls mature faster than boys -girls appear to mature faster than boys bc of ‘boys will be boys’

I stopped believing but the song just went on and on and on and on anyway

But can your soulmate do THIS? *pops a wheelie on my BMX*

Today I tested positive for needing 7 cups of coffee & an entire lasagna

I hate coming to terms with things, I should just be able to cast a fireball instead.

My name is Bond, US bond. ☀️

what did reply guys do before social media. were you all out there just typing out your shitty opinions and mailing them to people

If you mute the word cat, half of Bluesky disappears

They should give me a tax break for having small breasts.

Live posting from the bathtub, who wants toast.

Big shoutout to men with penises, keep that shit up.

You don’t use the bluesky mutual confidentiality clause, and it shows.

It’s getting weird in here

I don’t cry on social media about my problems. I go to the bar and drown them like an adult

"Can I buy an eye?" - Cyclops on Wheel of Fortune

*aggressively butters your toast*

Shitposter is so crass, I'm an *excrement author*

emotionally, I'm the half eaten apple I found on the back of the toilet in the mens room

Long story short, Uranus makes me giggle.

There’s no shitposting like Friday shitposting.

Who up deciding how to spend the $600 they won for having the best March Madness bracket?

People who can say.. Thank You and then move on effortlessly after receiving a compliment.. instead of awkwardly performing disheveled word backflips whilst executing gyrating gestural gymnastics.. are some fucking mythical life forms right there Bravo you!

Category 5 posting event underway.

Is it just me, or are there a boatload of narcissists out there?

Stocks aren’t real

Try to put a tariff on this hog

Where can I get amnesia and then be dropped off on a deserted island?

Gonna duck, so I can say I thwarted an assassination attempt.

I heard they’re renaming the White House, to Waffle House.

Men will let America descend into Planet of the Apes without going to therapy.

We can create a dire wolf, but not cure cancer. Um ok 😕

Robbing graves to support medical students, is my new side hustle.

My new morning routine, stare into the void, scream internally, brush my teeth.

Remember. There is still plenty of time to regret something you did 15 years ago when you're trying to sleep this evening.

This era has lasted a particularly long time. I honestly don't see it ending until I do.