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Someone tried me today and instead of lighting them up, I disengaged, I Meredith Marksed it, truly I am new

There is a downside to bluesky having less crazy people using it, and it's that you lose some of that special sauce that comes with genuine maniacs trying to cancel you tubers over what they bought on Etsy

this is essentially, what's up

watched Interstellar for the first time and honestly it rips?? why was everyone complaining about this movie, "too long"?? "too boring"??? it's great!

I read that as "furry" and started laughing uncontrollably. I'm fine. Everything's fine and I am not turning into the enby joker

So this eats

Today's project is a Google drive full of video clips that can knock me out of depressive episodes

wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny

Cannot believe we're more conservative regarding the trans community now than we were WHEN BUSH WAS PRESIDENT

It's so freeing to just admit I think Gen z kinda sucks

Never ceases to amaze me that people think red states aren't just like, worse by every single measurable metric

The only thing to do with conspiracy theorists is to marginalize their stupid, weird, nonsense opinions, any other solution lets their pathological suspicion infect the culture

I’ve been thinking a lot about how, in 2005, I was invited to a house party to view a screening of a left-wing 9/11 truther conspiracy documentary and how, after i got that invite, I just stopped hanging out with that person.

I never thought I'd say I miss millennial leftists but like I do, I really do

Consider that young people are just incredibly right wing right now and that's why they're into Trump... Like you have it the other way around

Tiktok is literally checking your phones SIM card, like, I was shocked people thought a VPN would work

Thank God we're creating our own social media now because I literally can't with Zuck and his low testosterone divorced dad wallpuncher energy

OK it's corny but he is the loml

I have a certified crazy person laugh congrats

The most pathetic thing about these people is how they want to wield power but also be LOVED for wielding that power. It just reeks of the kind of pathological insecurity that would send an unprepared therapist to the psych ward

My most viewed video of all time is about LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. That is NOT what my Tiktok is about omfg

Actually i DO hate basically every Trump supporter, like if they're not blood relatives it's like, God you people are all stupid irredeemable garbage

This is one of my biggest pet peeves in books along with describing travel/camping all the time, sue me, (no I don't like LOTR sue me again)

All monkeys are scary and chimps are #2 after us

Niles on before the 90 days is the final boss of autism. I'm so jealous of his unrestricted unmasked rage and judgement

Comp Sci degree reporting - most nerds can't handle any kind of blowout conflict and fold the second you get into it. Made of paper, they tend to be

These men are unimaginable dweebs. Like. Fundamentally uncool

People keep telling me to be worried about this Canada annexation stuff and like I literally cannot, like my brain won't let me take it seriously, and I think that's it trying to protect me (for once)

I'm not saying I would've done a better job than Amy Dunne in gone girl, but what I AM saying is that I wouldn't have made the mistake of befriending those two drifters (never trust drifters)