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lillitato.bsky.social
I’ve been stripped of as much as I’ve been gifted. She/Her
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Day 20, No #switch2 eats a green hot dog better than me.

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Day 19 of my entire life without a #switch2 sitting on top of my fingers preventing me from successfully filling out the paperwork to buy a car from 1936. Reconsidering that cult idea.

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Day 18 no #switch2, if only scott cawthon hadn’t made night 4 like that in sl

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Day 17, somehow still no #switch2 and there’s no other way to fit Fortnite into my mouth than in pill form

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Day 16, No #switch2 but i realized if you combine an Arby’s beef and cheddar, a DQ Milkshake and a white claw you can summon the 4th ring of hell to any Dillard’s in the country

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Day 15 of having a #switch2 shaped hole in my kidney. I’m starting to think that the blue clues guy is actually just a CIA schtick to distract my cats from the truth.

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Day 14, if I got a #switch2 for every time I’ve experienced a divorce I would have significantly more than I do now considering that I don’t have one.

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Day 13, I can’t even lick an imagine of my #switch2 receipt because I don’t have one. Also turns out starting a cult is kinda expensive and that would interfere with my plans to do a hostile takeover of the ISS

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Day 12, no #switch2 . I’ve decided I’m going to start a cult based on how many times I can win in Mario kart 7

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Day 11, Still not an inch of #switch2 in my mouth. Even went to a GameStop to see if maybe they would have some available on launch day and they told me not to waste my time lmfao. Jack in his box will owe me 11,000$

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Day 10, Nintendo Doth deprive me of my #switch2 again. My pc started an underground drug ring and refuses to let me in on the profits.

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Day 9, no #switch2 but they sent me this email being all like “Hey don’t worry bud, you’re in line!” This is the most teasing thing I Stg. LET ME ORDER ONE

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Day 8, no #switch2 . I have decided that I will be building a factory for mass producing Circle pad pro attachments. And I will use the Infrastructure described to me by my fnaf plush collection

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Lateralus turns 24 today. What are your favorite tracks?

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Day 7, it’s officially been a week since Nintendo sent out #switch2 pre order invitations. And instead of getting one of those I got a Wiimote covered in WD-40

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Day 6, no #switch2 in sight. I’ve decided that instead of buying carpet I will buy roughly 11,000 vinyl record sleeves and use them instead. This project will take anywhere between 3 days to 113 Centuries.

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Day 5, still no #switch2 pre order invite. I was reading the terms of the pre order qualification and noticed they mentioned that “Once invitation emails have been sent to all… meeting the priority…, invitations will be sent to remaining eligible registrants” so… does this mean I’m Promised one?

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Day 4, still no invite to pre order the #switch2 and I’m starting to think the loaf of “food” on my counter wasn’t edible enough

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And incase you’re curious yes I Did register my interest like a couple minutes after the site was online, and I meet all the requirements so…

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Day 3, still no #switch2 pre order invitation from Nintendo, the 2ds on my shelf has started speaking in tongues in my sleep. Commanding me to purchase super monkey ball

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I’ve gotten 5 hours a sleep in the last three days total, and I’m convinced it’s because I haven’t been able to pre order the #switch2

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Day 2, Nintendo still hasn’t sent me an invitation to pre order a #switch2 and I’ve started speaking with the ghosts around me on guidance for the perfect quesadilla

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I will be doing daily updates on my mental state until I’ve either received or been able to pre order my #switch2 day one, not chosen for first wave of pre order invitations, NOT GOOD

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UGH FUCK WHY WASNT I SELECTED FOR THE FIRST WAVE OF SWITCH 2 PRE ORDERS

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Nintendoooooo gimme that email to pre order a switch 2… PLEASE

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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

submitted 20 days ago • 143 comments

Here’s to begging Nintendo chooses me for the first wave of Pre Orders via their website 🙏

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Hey Job recruiters, maybe list the actual location of the job instead of waiting until the interview email to actually tell me where I applied to. Makes indeeds “15 minutes away!” Marker kinda useless

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Ena-sona, because I have Brainworms from the dream BBQ #ena #enadreambbq #animation #art #digitalart

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Real question is, do I buy Two petalers hats?

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I don’t know who scared me in saying “when procreate updates it wipes your projects” but I’m fine with being lied to as you’ve now made me make consistent back ups of all my procreate files.

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Let’s all just convince Twitter jk Rowling is a trans woman so she can deal with the bullshit she built

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Am I really going to go to a GameStop In person to pre order a #switch2 ?

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Oregon zoo cool

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I so desperately want to know what the fuck is happening in Kanye’s head

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Hegseth should really not be a discord mod

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Oh yeah Easter

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Few things I’ve wanted more than the Red Petalers hat

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I think my favorite reaction I’ve gotten from my work so far is my friend saying “Woah *repeats the line* that’s crazy”

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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

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I can finally listen to vinyls without the fear of god (the Ceramic Needle)

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I wish I liked Vtubers, they make so much fucking content and I could be distracted for years

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It’s out of principle I don’t use twitter. “Oh but it’s just a good business decision” do you really want that attention? That’s the audience you want in your career?

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It’s been a while since we’ve spoke, how’ve you been? #fanmanga #needto #lillip #fpm #manga

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Twitter is full of racists, Threads is full of reposted garbage and I’m talking like Facebook meme level crap, and Bluesky is the only good text based platform left. So it’s the only one I use now

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