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Chingona, cabrona. L.A. native. Rams/Doyers. Madridista. Man Utd. Horse racing. Gaming (Starfield, Cyberpunk, FS25, Forza). Leftist. Dem delegate. Will slap back if you start. AKA Mrs. Sam Coe, IYKYK. Cared for by @jaywulf.bsky.social
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We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle. We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle. We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle.

submitted 3 days ago • 51 comments

Yup.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah, that’s smart. Let’s antagonize everyone and then cut the defense budget.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if Vegas takes doomsday futures like Kentucky Derby futures.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Due to the layoffs I am afraid that we have had to take over the running of the US National Parks. We are updating the park regulations but for now the most important thing people can do before visiting a national park is to marinade themselves for 12 hours in olive oil, lime juice & garlic.

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

😭😭😭

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I had to read this twice, I was about to hit the block button because I’ve been busting my ass in the kitchen with my free time trying to save money and I was like, this guy… oh wait. 😂

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

We’re rewriting bylaws right now over zoom, and someone mentioned a sentence look wrong. She joked she wasn’t an English teacher, and this bootlicker asshole doing the typing said, “Oh, I thought you were.” She said, “It looks like it has a dangling…”, and he finished, unironically, “partisan”.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Hey my WoW Twitter émigrés, are you still playing?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Now onto more important questions since I have the holiday off tomorrow: is anybody currently or has anybody in the past played The Outer Worlds that can personally attest to it being more fun and less deadly than No Man’s Sky? I realize this is very subjective.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot… no, I will not come down to the level of someone who doesn’t fucking find shit out for themselves. This insistence that sources be added with posts is great but you can lead a reader to a source but you a) can’t make them read it and b) you can’t make them believe it. Periodt. AND then…

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Ouuuuuch.

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

Voila, carrot-oat muffins! Here’s the recipe again. Remember, for 12 jumbo muffins, you must double it, reduce heat by 25°F, and cook at least 10 minutes longer, but test for doneness. I riffed off of this by throwing in a cup of dried cranberries this time. www.kitchentreaty.com/hearty-spice...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

didn't realize it but my office 365 subscription added $25 a year for Copilot lol, no fortunately, you can (for now) switch to a plan without Copilot, and these instructions worked

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Unbelievably, Granger is #A572885 is still alive and we're reposting again in the hope someone sees her and falls in love. A gorgeous calm and gentle Shepherd puppy who has not yet reached her first birthday, please help us: repost/share and pledge if you're able...

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Fair warning, if you like my Starfield posts and I see that you’re a Starfield fan, I will stalk you. Rules are rules.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Carrot Oatmeal Muffins I made these last week and they’re fab but fair warning, they’re 12 small muffins. If you want 12 big muffins, double the recipe, reduce the temp by 25°F, and increase bake time about 10mins or so (test them). I used the 50/50 Splenda/Brown Sugar product to reduce calories.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Welp, I feel like that’s enough internet for a bit. Holy Christ on a crutch. WHERE IS THE BEAR SO I CAN HUG HIM?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

"how can I be a racist if I'm banging the United Colors of Benetton, amirite?" 🙄

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

JFC. I mean… Jesus Fucking Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist. What.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

100% true because we (local party comm committee) wanted to counter with the right channels but were ordered to deliver the wrong (old fashioned) content. But, when the other side gleefully lies and tells people what they want to hear (i.e. we’ll fix prices), will people react positively to truth?

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments