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lilybaker.bsky.social
Lesbian, Actor, London-based sw+trans positive she/her https://spotlight.com/6059-4500-1687 https://instagram.com/lily.baker.actor https://ko-fi.com/lilybaker
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Alternative universe where everything is the same but they called it a foon instead of a spork

I love a good long fight scene, my only issue is my brain is broken and I start looking for all the hidden cuts instead of enjoying the scene

london metro be like "this is a district line train to Chestmound, calling today at Cockswallow, Bench, King's Crumble, Heckminster, Bridge, East Clapcheek, Clapcheek Circus and Tormunt-By-Lea"

Currently paused to switch off motion smoothing on @lalonde.bsky.social's TV smh smh

likes are endorsements

the idea that humanity is progressing as a species in any meaningful way can be refuted with a single statistic:

the only thing that can defeat a bad guy full of cocaine is a good guy full of cocaine. that is why I support YOUR second amendment right to get COKED the HELL outta your MIND

We've switched to live action for a minute so we're watching everyone's favourite forcefemme movie: The Princess Diaries

Really struggling with week 2 of Couch to 5k. Very out of breath, zero memory of my last run and now the police are at my door saying I've robbed a bank?

You know, struggling with executive function while being generally kind of clever and well-spoken has given me a life where many people tell me "you're the smartest person I know" while I feel like an absolute idiot because I can't make myself get up and do the dishes.

starting a very specific type of freelance editing business where i go into all your essays and cross out "but here's the thing"

Girlies friends 🥺🥺🥺

Guy who joins the mafia for the community spirit

Wait, he was originally facing the other direction????? My whole life has been a lie

it's literally just comfortable as hell

Been rehearsing for a play recently and it truly is amazing how quicky I slip back into calling everyone "darling"

Was trying to introduce Mel to Santana but after the first song she just started yelling "PLAY ANDREW IN DRAG" smdh

IT'S ABOUT IRN BRU AND ULUDAG GAZOZ GDI I'M NEVER PASSING HER MY PHONE TO SPELL SMTH AGAIN

Update: it's about Irn Bru and I GOT HER OHINE NOW HAHAHZ LILY YOU FOOL

My girlfriend just be saying things sometimes "Turkey is kinda the Scotland of Germany" my love what does this mean?

Girled friend

I love when people just post "wife" or "girled friend", I hit that like button every time, you're so right oomfie.... girled friend