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lilysdarkmaterials.bsky.social
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“Let’s blow this popsicle stand” has to be top 5 white people phrases

I didn’t sleep well last night bc for some reason this was the tipping point for my brain

Legally, I can't call this an Ace Attorney fan account if I don't do this

Your prayers/good vibes would be really appreciated. My family has rotten luck around Christmas time

TIL one of MY professors was friends with Dahmer in high school?????

Sometimes I don't follow people because they don't follow me and I think they probably hate me so if I follow them then they'll be like "Ugh, gross, he followed me" because of how I think 100% of everything is 100% about me.

Me as rocket in marvel rivals just spamming healing like ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

Major shoutout to the editors for critical role abridged. I can finally catch up on c3 while working on cosplay again! We’re so back!!!

Guys I have a confession to make... I've been @chibidokii this whole time! Cosplay Credits Skirt, Collar, Wig: HeathersAtelier Horns Base: Onlyhorns Bodysuit, Horn Paint, & Styling: TinaNarvaezJr ChibiDoki's Design Artist: moeko_peach Twitch.tv/Ray

I love telling people my lore

And as a meme just in case reality isn’t breaking through your think piece riddled substack brains.

Any time I get a “hey lily” message at work with no follow up of what they want, the mute button calls to me like the green goblin mask

Really hope the song is as cunty as this teaser

This one goes out to all the deviled egg homies #fallout #thanksgiving

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Man I love arcane. I love complicated fictional characters that can’t hurt me. Caitlyn get behind me.

If you see this post your fav Pokémon!

Finally listening to Orville peck and I could listen to him sing anything. Voice like butter

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Getting both my Covid and flu shots after work so I’m up to date for Thanksgiving. Gonna see how cooked I am tomorrow

BREAKING: Tiri appointed as best cat.

Save me Billie Eilish save me

First blsky post, gotta set the record straight