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Editorial director, sex + money writer. Currently obsessed with sleep. Friend to most. Author of BOW DOWN http://bit.ly/BowDownBook
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I have not slept in 25 hours. I’m like a fighter pilot except I’m something something send drugs

In addition to my 20+ years as a professional writer, I’m also rich in protein and a good source of essential amino acids

I volunteer to write this tourism brochure

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

Roses are red, violets are blue

NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga. www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...

Is a babe and no one told me?

All of this because a bunch of dudes felt alienated because they couldn’t say “retard”

This is incredibly interesting, and a nice break from monitoring the collapse of everything.

Gov. Hochul: "Think about this next time you're stuck in traffic." www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFl...

Most men think they are doms/dominant. They aren't. They are mean and delusional

Privatized wellness farms will channel newly “healthy”brainwashed youth into our military Here’s a cat

For the latest edition of @bloomberg.com Buying Power, I wrote about the booming business of American med spas, which are in some ways the vape shops of the healthcare world: 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Taking a break from Earthly concerns to learn more about Saturn’s incredible hexagon storm science.nasa.gov/mission/cass...

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

Newsletter: A major crypto scandal tarnishes the reputation of Solana bigwigs, crypto influencers, and Argentine President Javier Milei. “This is FTX type of shit,” said a crypto founder confronting Meteora’s Ben Chow over alleged insider trading. www.citationneeded.news/issue-77/

Post a female character that you love

…”from Danny Boyle, the director of 28 Days Later, comes another shocking vision of the future…”

Please take a break today listen to the dulcet tones of Sir Melvyn Bragg and a group of incredible scientists talking about slime mold podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Government contractors are trying to buy iPhone hacking tech from us, 404 Media, but we're not hackers :( :( :( www.404media.co/why-is-a-gov...

I miss director commentaries. I used to fall asleep listening to Peter Bogdanovich talking about “Citizen Kane.” So peaceful with the movie playing in the background

Trash Cat is very sensitive. Don’t be mad, my dented little doofus

I finished a really cool book

I could not sleep. I was thinking of banana bread

More unhinged candles

If GOP loses Nextdoor, it’s over

I dreamed I called him Eloon Mist