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Someone named their popular thriller book after a line in one of my favorite Mountain Goats songs and help I am very actively letting it bother me! Even though it’s fine to do that!

And on the exact same day Nick Denton launched Kinja.

Wordle accepts "bluey" and "fleek" as guesses, but not "roman."

It would be funny if they finally put every movie in the Criterion Collection except for American Beauty

I woke up last night and emailed myself “Gogurt situation but with cheese grits,” and I kind of stand behind it!

And before that, Biden and Harris lied about “the economy” as all jobs disappeared. You can’t even get a food delivery job now. I voted for them but know now their legacies will be trash as most Americans fall into poverty and suicides hit all-time highs etc. in great part because of their lies.

AOC was right. It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.

At precisely what age does one, even one without and allergic to all pets, go from automatically thinking "That would be a good band name" to "That would be a good dog/cat name"??

Ah, nothing like the pronunciation gaslighting of a good ol' audiobook.

Please look up the influenza epidemic of 1918-19 to understand that the CDC not selecting strains for next year’s vaccines sets the stage for a public health calamity that will, without doubt and at bare minimum, catastrophically and directly impact people you know. This is a five alarm fire.

The passive authoritarian tense

what the hell is this? Partition was the result of a lazy British officer arbitrarily drawing a border. two million people died. there are countless stories of brutal violence and lasting trauma, alonf with monuments to the dead and to old homes. I'm losing my mind! www.wsj.com/opinion/if-i...

The perfect description! RIP.

[Insert Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit meme]

THIS.

We the people have an incredibly strong lever. We can boycott. But nobody in this country is willing to make even a small sacrifice anymore. And THAT is why we’re cooked.

We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines. The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds. It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening.

Hey, we should all boycott the Super Bowl and (especially) every single one of their advertisers. Give them their lowest ratings ever. www.nbcnews.com/sports/nfl/n...

I'll bet that Swift's A Modest Proposal would have been much more successful had he ended each paragraph with /s.

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

I said this and someone argued with me. Grow up and make a phone call for the love of god.

Scheduled Covid vax, Flu (this one gives me fatigue for 2 weeks & I haven't had flu in 15 years but it's a bad year), and TDAP (overdue for a booster) all for this Friday. It's the best way I know other than calling my reps to prep for RFK Jr. trying to kill us all! This weekend is gonna suuuuckk.

1/ For the people who are asking: “Where are the protests?!” There have been many! Much of them organized by immigrants rights groups and leftists. Here’s a thread of some I have found, or know people who have attended. Feel free to add your own.

If you're a Dem elected official or a not-actively-anti-democracy journalist in DC today with an ounce of ambition, go down to Treasury (it's on Pennsylvania Ave, right next to a big white house) and make some noise. This is a moment when careers are made, if anyone has some courage.

Hey, has anybody heard from The Celebrities?

There is no dumber approach than the wait-and-see approach.

Do you ever think you’re in your feed but really you’re in the feed of one other user who reposts a lot, and you’re just going through, la dee dah, liking everything and looking like a total stalker? This happens to me twice per week.

Picked the wrong day to quit Advil cold turkey.

We’re going to need to be this brave. I wish we knew this hero’s name in addition to the photographer’s.

It’s like “next week on ‘Mad Men’” but for social media. I hate it.

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

I want to put “of average height” at the end of my profile to lightly josh the seeming millions who end their’s with “tall,” but I can’t because it sounds weird. The end!

My NIH study section that was to meet tomorrow was one of those canceled. This represents many months of work by the applicants and by the NIH staff and reviewers. Devastating is the correct word.

It's difficult to overstate just how much professional journalists have been trained to fear defamation lawsuits and how much it has impacted the ability to tell the truth