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Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar. » Dimension-hopping speedster DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current setting: Central? Too fast to tell.
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"Ohmygod, right? Like, arrr, I have a gun! No you don't. I have your gun. It's mine now."

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"That's... we really gotta teach you about this demographic you're about to reach, seriously..."

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"I dunno if that's the deterrent you think it is."

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man door hand in unlovable hook car door....

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"Nah, test tube baby. As far as I know, from one subject. Science is great." They deadpan.

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||sorry i was, in fact- you won't believe this but, i was possessed

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"Oh, well. You probably don't have to worry about that, I don't have real parents. Sorry about your deadbeat fuckboy parent, though."

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"This is when I chase you??"

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"Hey. What the fuck does that mean."

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"I don't, but I'm happy to hear about 'em. You have [no] idea how many near misses I had with bird butts while living in Gotham." And a lot that didn't miss. Stupid pigeons.

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"I mean. Well, fuck, now if I say it's satisfying, I sound insane. It's not at all satisfying when they think they can chase you and you just hit 'em with the Bart Simpson Special."

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"You're not my real dad."

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"You can just like, grab a goose by the neck and launch 'em. Doesn't even hurt 'em I think. I grew up on a farm, they're menaces. Ducks just like peas and corn and mind their own business."

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".........except maybe now. Hey, look, ducks!"

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"I mean, I also could've warned you. But! Now you're not thinking about that naked guy I bet."

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"Hey, every once in a while, some kinda sense has gotta come out. Durian's really, really smelly, but the taste is way more divisive. Kinda hoped you'd fall more on the 'love it' side of things, but." They shrug. "Ah well. Now you know."

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"I didn't think you were a kid. I just wasn't gonna leave it on the ground, I can wash my hand. It's whatever." They shrug. "More for me, anyway."

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"Oh. Uh." They shake her hand, but... "I was kinda offering to take it back. That's not a happy face. I could find something that doesn't suck for you."

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"...Yeah, it's not for everyone." They hold out their hand.

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"Hey! It's candy. Tastes like durian." They drop a wrapped piece in her hand. And they wait.

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||i need to update my starter pack lol

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||I think I now know of five dev patel ocs on this site. We are blessed.

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"I feel like Conner wound up naked a weird amount of time, too..."

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"Seeya later, Hawkeye."

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"Oh, a naked guy. Okay, that's a good reason to scream, my bad."

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"China. Durian candy for you?"

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SHRIEKS

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"CHRIST–"

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Same hat!

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"God. Life is beautiful."

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Have you ever zoned out for four days watching string theory documentaries and laughing at inaccuracies and realized you told a friend you were gonna show up last weekend and now it's friday and you explode into a million bitty pieces.

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Have you ever seen a woman

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||I meant to crash 10 minutes ago and my body agrees, oops. night!

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That would just draw attention to the sheen, I think.

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Okay, Average-Height Hero, my bad. Y'know, I actually missed that era by a couple years? Maybe I should do some catching up.

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